"Starring... Babs Bunny..."
"...Buster Bunny..." "No relation!"
"...Plucky Duck..."
"...Elmyra..."
"...Hamton J. Pig..."
"...and featuring... Montana Max and the Weekday Afternoon Live band!"
Also featuring...
...some other people...
...that might not even appear on the show at all!
Cheese E. Sneezer's Commercial
"At Cheese E. Sneezer's, I can eat a snack,"
"Shoot some hoops,"
"Have a game attack,"
"There's loads of happy things to do,"
"And Sneezer brings them all to you!"
"Mmm-mmm! Fresh hot pizza coming up!"
Sneezer sneezes the pizza apart
"Cheese E. Sneezer's, where the pizza's scalding hot!"
Another Moment in American History
Blard Simpleton, as depicted in a Weekday Afternoon Live bumper
We're Going to Blow You Up
Hamton gets pumped up
"The first film we'll be reviewing tonight is Gnome Alone Again, about a brave little gnome defending his tree against Gypsy mobs. I loved it!"
"Mmm! Lobster sushi! Movie make Dizzilkel hungry!"
Samurai Film Critic
Elmyra's Reel (Be Prepared)
Another bumper with Blard Simpleton
"It was revealed today that Concord Condor is actually the grandson of..."
"...former Three Stooges member, Moe Howard!"
"Also, complaints had been directed to the Tiny Toons Casting Director that the character, Barky Marky is not in enough scripts. The Tiny Toons Casting Director had this to say;"
"Who's Barky Marky?"
"Oh, violets are oh, so pretty. If they were aminals, I'd hug them and squeeze them..."
"My underwear is made of bologna!"
ABC Gum commercial
Countdown to Hunting Season
The Cornheads
The cast waves goodnight
The closing credits
Gag Credit: We thought this would be funny - But Nooooooo!
"Show over!"
Two cels of Buster