"Eh. What's up, docs? Welcome to a special edition of Tiny Toon Adventures."
"Ah Yes, Tiny Toon Adventures, a fine show."
"It all began quite a while ago..."
" ...but I remember it clearly as if it were a flashback."
"This is garbage! Garbage! No one wants to see a show about some rich little brat named Monty!"
(giggles) "Golly, gee whiz. Aren't I just the cutest thing you ever saw? Uh-huh, uh-huh. I sure am."
(Yells) "Prepare to fry! You insignificant slug!"
"How about a splash of color, pal?"
"Whoa. Who are ya, Ted Turner?"
"Now, for the censors, how about some clothes?"
Buster is shocked that he has Babs as a female friend
"Is it a good voice or a bad voice?"
"I'm-a bustin' out all over!"
"Or maybe a bit more bunny heat."
"So, which voice do you like?"
"Darn. I'm 14 and I already have wrinkles."
"We do! We'll create the show ourselves, for everyone who loves toons!"
"...for the strange medium guys with bad haircuts."
"La la la!" I'm Eraserhead! La la la!" (Laughs) "La la la la la!"
"I've made up a list of everything needed for a hit show."
"Right. We need appealing stars. Done."
"So what do you call it, rembrandt?" "Green Acres." "Get current!" "Okay, Acme Acres."
Everybody in Acme Acres is auditioning for Tiny Toon Adventures
"My name is Hamton J. Pig. And I, uh, clean."
"I can be the birdy who is always being chased by that mean old Furrball."
"That's what this show needs, more heart! You're in!"
Furrball with an umbrella
"I'm Gogo Dodo, and I shall perform Hamlet's Soliloquy."
Gogo begins to showcase his talents
"...that is the question."
"Wackyland. Home surreal home."
Babs: "Okay, you're all in!"
Montana Max and Dizzy Devil goof
"And funny duck extraordinaire."
"Hamton's a sidekick type! He has all the earmarks of a sidekick."
The Candy Bar Monster escapes from the villains box
More villains escape from the box, including the Devil and the Metropolis Marvels
More and more villains are out of the box, including Gene Spilcer and one of Monty's cronies
"Come back, you spinny purpley puppy thing!"
"Elmyra just wants to hug you and squeeze you into itty-bitty pieces!"
"I'm Montana Max! That stupid Animator promised me my very own show!" (Monty then jumps out of the box) "Where is that no-talent hack?!"
"Now to write some stories."
Monty and Arnold spy on Buster, Babs, and Hamton
"I'm staging a takeover and you rabbits are out of here!"
"Welcome to The Montana Max Show!"
This is a CBS Version in Michigan recorded on Friday September 14th 1990 at 8:30pm
"Time was running out for Buster & Babs."
Cbs version in Michigan before the restored version
"Send in the stunt duck!"
"Redrum! Redrum! Redrum!"
Buster and Babs was about to throw in the towel
"Bugs, Monty stole our show and..."
"...he stole our scripts!"
"Please, please help us! This always works. Please, please!"
"Welcome to Acme Looniversity"
"Our faculty is like no others,"
"The Looney Tunes of Warner Brothers,"
"Now we'll proudly demonstrate"
"Tricks to help you animate"
"There's wild takes,"
"If you're to gain a bad guy's trust"
"Is that all?"
"No, there's classes ducks will find appealing,"
"Like for instance, spot light stealing"
"It's mine! It's mine! Woohoo! what luck!"
"Gasp, my hero, Daffy Duck!"
"Even though you're kinda little..."
"...I'll teach you how to spray your spittle."
"Anyone, got a chamois?"
"Thank you, Bugs, from both our hearts."
"You'll be okay if you use your smarts."
"So now my song is almost through. Welcome, toons, to Acme Loo."
"You've got parsley and sage, but you're running out of 'thyme'."
"We've only got five minutes to get back our scripts and save our show!"
"Eh, you'll be fine if you remember three things..."
"One, your adversaries have tapioca for brains."
Babs and Buster pretending to be Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd while trying to take back the scripts from Monty.
Babs & Buster tries to escape with the scripts
"You know, I think they're learnin'."
Gag Credit: Created by - Buster and Babs