The Acme Bowl/Transcript[]
Act One[]
(The episode begins with Buster's intro tag. The screen fades to black, then to the title card, which shows Plucky on a football field, spinning the football on his left hand, and leaning on his helmet. Looming over him are three of the Perfecto Prep football players. The screen fades to black, then to the next scene, where the Earth can be seen spinning in outer space. The text, THE WACKO WORLD OF SPORTS zooms in onscreen)
Announcer: "It's the Wacko World of Sports!"
(The Earth spins rapidly until turns into a baseball. The background turns green, and Li'l Sneezer walks up to the baseball)
Announcer: "Spanning Acme Acres to bring you the best in athletic competition." (Sneezer pulls out a baseball bat and hits the baseball with it. The screen breaks to pieces. It then fades to a view outside Acme Looniversity)
Announcer: "Today, we go to Acme Looniversity."
(The camera zooms in, and the screen transitions to a view outside a stadium, with cars parked outside and an ACME blimp floating overhead. The camera zooms in)
Announcer: "Home of the Acme Toonsters, and what a football season they've had!"
(The screen transitions to a view inside the stadium, where Babs Bunny, Shirley the Loon, and Fifi La Fume are dressed in blue and white cheerleader outfits with white letter "A"s on them and performing cheers)
Babs, Shirley, and Fifi: "Go team! Go team! If we don't win, we'll kick and scream!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Furrball, Hamton, and Saul Sheepdog dressed in their football uniforms on the left side of the screen. On the right side are four muscular woodpeckers who somewhat resemble Woody Woodpecker. The camera moves to the left side of the screen, revealing a terrified Plucky behind Furrball, Hamton, and Saul)
Announcer: "In the opener, Acme Loo faced off against the University of Woodpeckers,"
(Hamton passes the ball to Plucky as he, Furrball, and Saul run away. One of the Woodpeckers' shadows looms over Plucky, who looks above in shock. The University of Woodpeckers peck Plucky into the ground with their beaks)
Announcer: "And got drilled."
University of Woodpeckers: "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
(The screen transitions to the next scene, where this time, it is raining in the stadium. Once again, Furrball, Hamton, and Saul are on the left side of the screen, but this time, three neanderthals resembling Fred Flintstone are on the right)
Announcer: "They battled the Santa Anna Barbarians,"
(Furrball, Hamton, and Saul stare in shock as the Santa Anna Barbarians pull out their clubs and whack them into the ground with them. When the dust clears, Hamton, Furrball, and Saul's helmets are the only things above a giant puddle.
Announcer: "And were crushed."
(The screen transitions to the next scene, where the weather is clear on the stadium. Once again, Furrball, Hamton, and Saul are on the left side of the screen as three superheroes resembling Superman appear on the right side)
Announcer: " They faced the Metropolis Marvels,"
(The Metropolis Marvels stand up. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of them as their eyes light up. It then cuts back to the previous view as they zap Furrball, Hamton, and Saul with them)
Announcer: "And were blasted off the field."
(A large explosion fills the screen. When the dust clears, Furrball (Who is now black for some reason), Hamton, and Saul are knocked-out on the right side of the screen. A naked and dazed Plucky is on the left side of the screen as the camera zooms in on him. He literally falls to pieces as Elmyra, dressed as a nurse, enters the stadium. She puts Plucky back together, including putting his beak back on his face)
Announcer: "Yes, it's been a character-building year for Acme Loo."
Plucky: "Which means we haven't won a single game."
(The camera cuts to a view of Li'l Sneezer in the bleachers. He is holding a blue flag with a white letter "A" on it in his left hand)
Announcer: "And yet, some fans remain loyal."
(Li'l Sneezer stands up. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as he jumps into the air, revealing he is the only one in the otherwise empty bleachers. The camera zooms out as he waves his flag, revealing the rest of the bleachers are empty as well)
Sneezer: "Yay, Plucky! My hero!"
Announcer: "But not many."
(The camera cuts to a view of the stadium, as Babs, Shirley, and Fifi, are once again, performing cheers. As they cheer, Elmyra passes by, carrying an injured Buster, Plucky, and Hamton on a stretcher)
Babs, Shirley, and Fifi: "We can't get no satisfaction, our poor team's been put in traction!"
(Babs, Shirley, and Fifi stare in shock as a second Elmyra holds the other end of the stretcher. The screen transitions to a view outside Acme Looniversity)
Announcer: "However, Acme Loo's luck could change; they've just signed up a new quarterback."
(The camera cuts to a view outside Buster's burrow as Buster, who is dressed in a blue and white jacket with a white letter "A" on it, is spinning the football on his right hand)
Announcer: "Buster Bunny!"
(Buster looks at the camera, then turns his attention to the viewers)
Buster: "It's the only way I could get a date with the head cheerleader."
(Babs appears onscreen and puts her arms around Buster)
Babs: "Don't I have just the cutest toes?"
(Babs holds up her left foot and wraps her ears around Buster's. Buster nods his head, "Yes", and melts lustfully)
Announcer: "Lovely." (As Babs stares at the viewers) "But tomorrow, in the season finale, Buster's team faces..."
(The screen transitions to a photo of the Perfecto Prep football players, including Roderick Rat, Danforth Drake, and an unnamed Horse. The camera flashes and zooms out, as the photo is now in black and white and in a picture frame)
Announcer: "Perfecto Prep!"
(Plucky appears on the right side of the screen)
Plucky (as he points to the photo with his right hand): "They're undefeated!"
(The camera cuts to a view outside Perfecto Prep, a large castle that resembles Cinderella's from the 1950 Disney film of the same name. Bats fly by as the camera zooms in on the statue in front of it, that resembles the sorcerer, Yen Sid, from the 1940 Disney film, Fantastia)
Announcer: "In fact, in its 200-year history, Perfecto has never lost a game!"
(The camera cuts to a view below the statue. The plaque on it says, PERFECTO PREP OUR MOTTO "WE NEVER LOSE". Plucky appears on the left side of the screen)
Plucky: "My kind of school!"
(The screen transitions to a view inside the stadium. From left to right, Barky Marky, Calamity Coyote, Plucky Duck, Hamton J. Pig, Buster Bunny, Furrball, and Little Beeper are all wearing their football uniforms)
Announcer: "So, can Buster, Plucky, and the toonsters possibly win tomorrow's game?"
(The camera zooms out, revealing them all to be in a framed photo)
Barky, Calamity, Saul, Plucky, Hamton, Buster, Furrball, and Beeper: "Don't bet on it."
(The camera cuts to a view of the Earth with the text, THE WACKO WORLD OF SPORTS on it)
Announcer: "And that's The Wacko World of Sports!"
(The screen transitions to a night scene, where The Moon takes the place of the Earth. A pair of leaves on a branch partially obscures its view. The camera zooms out, revealing the stadium in the background and the branch belonging to a tree whose leaves fly past it. There are also a pair of pumpkins in front of the tree. The camera moves to the left side of the screen, until it reaches a podium outside Acme Looniversity, where the sound of the students cheering can be heard. The camera cuts to a view of the podium, where Bugs Bunny, wearing a blue hat with a white letter "A" on it, is behind a stand with the WB logo with the Acme Looniversity initials on it. Babs, Shirley, and Fifi are on the left side of the screen, and Buster, Plucky, and Hamton are on the right, sitting on a bench. The students cheer and wave their flags as Bugs points his right arm towards Babs, Shirley, and Fifi. The camera then cuts to a view of them performing their cheers)
Babs, Shirley, and Fifi (singing): "Three cheers for old Acme Loo, who cares that our team stinks, P.U.?, we're gonna try till' the day we die, cause we're toonsters, boop-boop-bee-do! Whoo!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Li'l Sneezer, who is standing next to Foghorn Leghorn, who is on the right side of the screen. It zooms in on him as he jumps up and down repeatedly, holding his flag in his right hand. Yosemite Sam appears on the left side of the screen)
Sneezer (giggles): "Yay, Plucky! He's my hero."
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster, Plucky, and Hamton sitting on the bench)
Plucky: "Oh, brother."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Bugs)
Bugs: "Friends, this past season as coach, I've taught these Toonsters discipline, perseverance, and teamwork."
(The camera cuts to a view of Yosemite Sam and Sneezer)
Sam: "You should have taught em' how to play football!"
(Sam laughs. An offended Sneezer turns around and whacks Sam with his flag, causing him to fall over. The camera cuts back to Bugs)
Bugs: "And tomorrow, leading our squad to victory will be our new quarterback,"
(The camera cuts back to Buster, Plucky, and Hamton on the bench)
Bugs (heard offscreen): "Buster Bunny!"
(The camera cuts to view of the podium as Babs, Shirley, and Fifi hop by)
Babs, Shirley, and Fifi: "Buster, Buster, what a bunny! He's so cool, it isn't funny!"
(During their cheer, Babs pushes Bugs aside and Fifi drops the letter "A" on her cheerleading outfit. Buster walks up to the letter "A", with Fifi following him, and hands it to her. Fifi then runs offscreen as Buster walks up to the stand. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him, as he is now holding a playbook in his left hand)
Buster: "Fellow toonsters, I hold in my hand, our new playbook! It guarantees our victory over Perfecto Prep!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as the students cheer. A sign that says, GO ACME LOONS can be seen on the left side of the screen. Fifi, Shirley, and Babs appear onscreen and walk past Buster. Shirley even does a cartwheel. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Babs, Shirley, and Fifi as the latter two walk offscreen)
Babs: "So, what do you say, toonsters? Are we gonna win tomorrow?"
Students (heard offscreen): "NO!"
Babs: "Are we gonna lose?"
Students (heard offscreen): "YEAH!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of the podium)
Babs (heard offscreen): "Are we gonna lose big?"
Students (heard offscreen): "YEAH!"
(The screen transitions to a view outside Acme Looniversity)
Babs (heard offscreen): "How big?"
Students (heard offscreen): "REAL BIG!"
(The screen transitions to a view of the Earth in outer space, and the camera zooms out)
Babs (heard offscreen): "Are we gonna get creamed?"
Students (heard offscreen): "WE'RE GONNA GET ANNIHILATED!"
Babs (heard offscreen): "Well, all right!"
(The students cheer. The screen transitions back to a view of the podium. As the students cheer and wave their flags, Babs, Shirley, and Fifi can be seen cheering on the left side of the screen, while an unamused Buster, Plucky, and Hamton can be seen sitting on the bench on the right. The camera cuts to a view of Buster, Plucky, and Hamton on the bench)
Buster: "We gotta get a new pep club."
Hamton: "And some life insurance. Perfecto Prep is gonna kill us!"
(A coffin maker appears on the right side of the screen, measuring Buster. He then does the same to Plucky)
Plucky: "Knotty Pine for me."
(The screen transitions to an overhead view of Acme Looniversity. As the Perfecto Prep students sing, The camera moves to the right side of the screen, until it reaches Perfecto Prep)
Perfecto Prep Alumni (singing): "O Perfecto Prep, the perfect school, where winning is our only rule."
(The screen transitions to a view outside Perfecto Prep, and the camera zooms in on it. As the Perfectos continue singing, the screen transitions to a view inside, where there is a lot of fire and brimstone. The camera moves to the right side of the screen to a bonfire, with three hooded figures in front of it)
Perfecto Prep Alumni (singing): "There is no team we cannot beat, because, you see, we always cheat!"
(The camera cuts to a view of the three hooded figures and zooms in on them. They pull down their hoods, revealing themselves as Roderick Rat, Danforth Drake, and the Unnamed Horse. The camera cuts to a view of Roderick by himself)
Roderick: "Fellow Perfectos, tomorrow we meet Acme Looniversity on the field of battle. And what shall we do to them?"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view)
Perfecto Prep Alumni: "Destroy them!"
(The camera cuts back to Roderick)
Roderick: "And why? Because we like to!"
(Roderick and the Perfectos laugh evilly. The camera cuts to a view of an unnamed elephant, who, like Sappy Stanley from the epsiode, Who Bopped Bugs Bunny?, has his mouth inside his trunk)
Perfecto Elephant: "Don't get too cocky there, Roddy. I hear they have a new quarterback."
(An unnamed deer appears on the left side of the screen)
Perfecto Deer: "Buster Bunny, he's quite good."
Perfecto Elephant: "And they have a new playbook with some real razzle-dazzle."
(The camera cuts to a view below the bonfire. The Perfecto Prep alumni all speak unintelligibly to the viewers, obviously agreeing with what the Elephant and the Deer said)
Roderick: "Stop sniveling!"
(The camera cuts back to Roderick)
Roderick: "We are aware of the rabbit and the new playbook, and I assure you that we have taken all necessary precautions."
(Roderick laughs evilly. The camera moves to the right side of the screen, stopping when it reaches Danforth and the Horse, who laugh evilly as well. It then cuts to a zoomed-out view of Roderick, Danforth, and the Horse, and moves up past the bonfire. When it reaches to the top, the screen transitions to Acme Looniversity's bonfire)
Acme Looniversity Students (singing to the tune of "O Christmas Tree"): "O Acme Loo, O Acme Loo, We wanna win, oh, yes, we do."
(The camera zooms out, revealing from left to right, Fifi La Fume, Little Beeper, Barky Marky, Gogo Dodo, Hamton J. Pig, Lightning Rodriguez, and Furrball)
Acme Looniversity Students (singing to the tune of "O Christmas Tree"): "We'd love to beat Perfecto U, but it kind of looks impossi-boo!"
(The camera cuts to an opposing view, and moves to the right side of the screen, past Buster and Babs, until it reaches Plucky, Sneezer, and Shirley, who ae looking through the new playbook)
Buster (sighs): "It's gonna take a miracle to beat Perfecto."
Sneezer: "Maybe there's a miracle play in your new playbook, huh, Plucky? Huh huh huh, Plucky? Huh?"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky, Sneezer, and Shirley)
Plucky: "Don't count on it, Sneezer!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Babs together)
Buster: "The playbooks! I almost forgot!" (as he grabs his playbook with his right hand and tosses it aside) "Toss em' in, guys!"
Babs (as Buster dusts his hands off): "Buster, why are you burning them?"
(The camera cuts to an opposing view of the bonfire as everyone except Plucky tosses their playbooks in it)
Buster (heard offscreen): "We don't want em' fallin' into the wrong hands."
(The camera zooms out, revealing Babs on the left side, and Buster on the right)
Babs: "Like Perfecto Prep?"
Buster: "Bingo! Those geeks would do anything to win."
(The camera cuts back to Plucky, Sneezer, and Shirley)
Sneezer: "But they don't stand a chance against my hero, Plucky. Huh, Plucky? Huh huh huh, Plucky? Huh?"
Plucky (as he climbs off): "Uh, yeah, right, kid." (Yawns) "Well, I'm bushed." (As the camera focuses on him as he walks away, past Buster and Babs) "Better hit the old hay."
Sneezer (heard offscreen): "Good night, super star!"
Buster: "Big game tomorrow, Pluckster. Rest up!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Sneezer and Shirley together)
Sneezer (sighs): "My hero."
Shirley: "But, like, where's Plucky heading?" (As she points to the right side of the screen) "I mean, he lives that way, or some junk."
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Babs' backsides as they watch Plucky walk away)
Buster: "Beats the junk out of me, Shirl."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Sneezer as he scratches his head, then shrugs in confusion. The screen transitions to a view of the city, with one of the stores saying ACME THRIFT. The camera then cuts to a view of the alleyway as Plucky pokes his head out. He is about to go round the corner when a limo pulls up to him, shining its lights on him. The camera then cuts to a view of the limo's window, zooming in as it rolls down. Roderick is in the limo) Roderick: "Do you have it, Duck?"
(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky)
Plucky: "The playbook?" (as he shows Roderick the playbook in his right hand) "You bet, Roddy, old buddy, old pal, old buddy, old pal."
(The camera cuts back to Roderick)
Roderick: "Well, climb in, Plucky, climb in!"
(The camera cuts back to Plucky as he runs offscreen, then back to Roderick as Plucky gets in the limo)
Plucky: "Perfecto Prep, here I come!"
(Plucky laughs maniacally. The camera cuts to a view of the road, with a shop that says, FLOWERS on the right side. Roderick's limo drives past, with PERFECTO on the license plate. The screen irises out on it, ending Act One)
Act Two[]
(The second act begins with a view of the forest as Roderick's limo drives down its path. The camera focuses on it, then cuts to a view inside the limo, where Roderick is getting a drink from the soda machine. Next to it is a jukebox. The camera focuses on Roderick as he moves to the left side of the screen, where Plucky is playing a video game. Danforth Drake is sitting next to him, holding a wine glass in his hand. A table with a bottle of wine on it is in front of him)
Plucky: "Boy, you Perfecto kids sure know how to live!"
(Roderick sits down next to Plucky. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of them)
Roderick: "So, you'd like to enroll in our school, hmmm?"
(The camera cuts to an opposing view. Danforth can be seen drinking from his wine glass)
Plucky: "Oh, yeah! Every toon who's any toon goes to Perfecto!"
(The camera cuts to a view outside Perfecto Prep as Roderick's limo drives up the hill towards it)
Roderick (heard offscreen): "Then wait till' you see what Perfecto has to offer."
(The screen transitions to an overhead view inside the Perfectos' dorm room. Plucky, Danforth, and Roderick are all wearing their bathing suits and are sitting in a hot tub, and a fox-like butler has brought them drinks. The camera zooms in on the hot tub, then cuts to a normal view of it)
Plucky: "Wow! What an incredible gym!"
(The butler lowers the plate and Plucky takes a drink from it. The camera cuts to a view of Danforth as he grabs his drink)
Danforth: "Gym nothing. This is our dorm room."
(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky and Roderick together)
Roderick: "Yes, Plucky, Perfecto has it all. Elegant accommodations, attentive servants, and friendly classmates."
(Roderick points to the right side of the screen. The camera cuts to a view of Margot Mallard as she removes her towel)
Margot: "Mind if I join you?"
(Margot walks into the hot tub. The camera cuts to a view of Plucky as he reacts lustfully to Margot, with hearts in his eyes. His heart even beats out of his chest. The camera then cuts back to Margot as she approaches Plucky, followed by a view of Plucky, Danforth, and Roderick in the hot tub. Plucky stares at Margot, then bounces around the room, with the camera focusing on him the entire time, until he reaches the Perfectos' trophy under a parchment that says, WE NEVER LOSE. The camera then cuts back to Danforth and Roderick as Plucky lands in the hot tub with a splash. Margot is now on the right side of the screen as she approaches Plucky, who pokes his head out of the water)
Roderick: "Margot, I'd like you to meet a new soon-to-be-transfer student."
(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky and Margot together)
Plucky: "My friends call me Plucky, but you can call me... yours!"
(Plucky puts his left arm around Margot, who has an irritated expression on her face. She pretends to giggle, and places her hands under Plucky's beak)
Margot: "I wouldn't mind ruffling your feathers."
(Plucky sighs and melts lustfully. Margot now has an irritated look on her face. The camera cuts to a view of Danforth. Next to him is a plate with a grape drink, an orange, and a sandwich on it. An angry Margot runs up to Danforth and points to the right side of the screen)
Margot: "Danforth, how long do I have to play up to this geek?"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Danforth)
Danforth: "Just string him along until we win the game, then..."
(Danforth squashes the orange with his right hand, implying that if they won the game, he and the other Perfectos had no intention of actually letting Plucky join their school, and that they would beat him up, or worse. The camera cuts to a view of Margot, followed by a view of her and Danforth together as they kiss. It then cuts to a view of Roderick, who is now in a blue bathrobe, and holding a mug in his right hand, which he uses to scoop the oblivious melted Plucky out of the hot tub with. He pours it on the floor, resolidifying Plucky, then places the mug on a plate the butler is holding. Plucky's backpack can also be seen on the left side of the screen)
Plucky: "Who? What? When? Where? How? Why?"
Roderick: "Now, Plucky, about that playbook."
Plucky (as he reaches into his backpack)': "The playbook, right." (as he pulls out the playbook and is about to hand it to Roderick, but then pulls it away when he tries to grab it) "Which gets me into Perfecto, right?"
Roderick (as he snatches the playbook from Plucky): "Provided we win the game!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky and moves to the left side of the screen as Danforth suddenly appears on it)
Danforth: "And to make sure we do..."
(The camera moves to the right side of the screen as Roderick points to Plucky)
Roderick: "You're going to sabotage Buster's team!"
(Danforth appears on the left side of the screen and puts his left arm around Plucky, who nods his head, "Yes", at Roderick. Danforth and Roderick walk away as the camera zooms in on Plucky)
Plucky (to the viewers): "Sheesh. Am I a louse or what?"
(The screen transitions to a view above the stadium the next day. The camera zooms in on the stadium)
Porky (heard offscreen): "Welc... eh, Welc... eh, Welc... eh, Hi, everybody."
(The camera cuts to a view of Porky inside the booth)
Porky: "It's gonna be a spe... a spe... It's gonna be a sp... a spe... swell game today."
(Sylvester reaches for the microphone from offscreen. The camera zooms out, revealing him to be on the left side of the screen. Porky turns his attention to him, with an irritated look on his face.)
Sylvester: "Yes, fans, it's Acme Loo versus Perfecto Prep in the Acme Bowl."
(The camera cuts to a view of Babs, Shirley, and Fifi on the field as they perform their cheer)
Babs, Shirley, and Fifi: "Acme, Acme, Acme Loo, we hope we score a point or two!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Rhubella, Margot, and an unnamed cow, who are in their cheerleading uniforms. Rhubella is sitting on a tanning bed, Margot is sitting on a chair and painting her nails, and the Cow is sitting in a chair under a hairdresser)
Rhubella, Margot, and Perfecto Cow (unenthusiastically): "Perfecto. Rah."
(The camera cuts back to Sylvester and Porky in the booth. As Sylvester talks, his spit flies all over the booth. Porky is holding up an umbrella to avoid getting wet, and has an irritated look on his face)
Sylvester: "The Acme Toonsters are getting ready to play."
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster, Plucky, and Hamton on the field. They are praying on their knees as the Grim Reaper is behind them, holding a lantern in his left hand and his scythe in his right. The audience cheers as the camera then cuts to a view of a Perfecto Rat, who is not to be confused with Roderick himself, holding a staff in his left hand. The rat pulls out a bugle with a black parchment with a white letter P on it. He plays the bugle as the camera cuts to a view of Roderick, Danforth, and the Perfecto Horse riding a car driven by a human Perfecto staff member. It slowly moves to the right side of the screen as Sylvester talks)
Sylvester (heard offscreen): "And Perfecto Prep takes the field."
(The other Perfecto Football players, who are all large, muscular dog-like creatures, follow behind them. The audience boos as they enter the field. The camera cuts to a view of Gogo Dodo, who is dressed like a referee, as he sticks his fingers in his mouth to whistle, with his head even forming the shape of a whistle. The camera then cuts to a view of the football on the stadium)
Sylvester (heard offscreen): "And here's the opening kick-off!"
(The audience cheers as a Perfecto Football Player kicks the ball. The camera cuts to an overhead view of the stadium, revealing the football to be alive and in great pain)
Football: "Oooh, ouch, oooh, oooh, oooh, ouch!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky as he tries to catch the ball)
Sylvester (heard offscreen): "Plucky duck receives the ball at the 40!"
(Plucky catches the ball, but deliberately gets hit by the Perfecto Football player who charges at him, knocking him offscreen. The camera then cuts to a view of Plucky, focusing on him as he flies across the field, until he lands on the one-inch line)
Sylvester (heard offscreen): "And is driven back to the one-inch line."
(Plucky deliberately gets hit by the Perfecto Football players, who all pounce on him. The camera cuts to a view of Li'l Sneezer in the bleachers, who is unaware of Plucky's betrayal. He is waving his flag in his left hand, and sitting in front of Pa Bear and next to a rather large lady with buck teeth)
Sneezer: "Yay, Plucky! My hero!"
(Sneezer's flag tickles his nose. The camera zooms out as he gears up to sneeze)
Sneezer: "Aaah, aaah, aaah... CHOO!"
(Sneezer's powerful sneeze blows the Lady out of the bleachers as Pa Bear stares in shock. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Sneezer, who is now standing next to a spilled bag of popcorn)
Sneezer: "Bless me. I've been sick."
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster, Saul, Barky, Furrball, Hamton, and a flattened Plucky on the stadium as the former five stare in shock at the latter)
Plucky: "Medic!"
(The camera cuts to an under-head view of Buster, Saul, Barky, Furrball, and Hamton as they huddle together)
Buster: "All right, crew! Statue of Liberty play, on three!"
(The camera cuts back to the previous view as Buster, Saul, Barky, Furrball, and Hamton all give each other a simultaneous high-five)
Buster, Saul, Barky, Furrball, and Hamton: "Break!"
(Buster, Saul, Barky, Furrball, and Hamton all run offscreen as the flattened Plucky emerges and signals Danforth and Roderick. The camera cuts to a view of Danforth and Roderick, who are both sitting in lawn chairs. Danforth even has a drink in his right hand)
Danforth: "There's Plucky."
(The camera cuts back to the previous view as Plucky spin-changes. When he stops, he is dressed like the Statue of Liberty, obviously signaling Danforth and Roderick about the Statue of Liberty play)
Roderick (heard offscreen): "The Statue of Liberty play!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Roderick as he laughs evilly, looking through the Acme Looniversity Playbook, which he is holding in his right hand)
Roderick: "Perfect."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Danforth and Roderick as they put on their football helmets and run out of their lawn chairs. It then cuts to a view of Buster, Saul, Hamton, and Furrball as they are up against the Perfecto Football Players. Danforth and Roderick stop next to the Perfecto Football players and Gogo blows his whistle. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster behind Hamton, Saul, and Furrball)
Buster: "24, 36, 52, hut hut!"
(Hamton passes Buster the ball. The camera focuses on Buster as he backs up, preparing to toss the ball. He is unaware that Roderick is behind him. He bumps into Roderick, then turns around and stares in shock. Roderick snatches the ball from him and places it on the field. Buster continues to stare in shock as the audience boos)
Porky (heard offscreen): "Uh, T... Uh, T..., Uh, T... Touchdown!"
(Buster looks at the camera in question. The screen transitions to a view of Furrball and the camera focuses on him as he carries the football across the field. The Perfecto Football players all grab him, giving Roderick, who appears onscreen, the perfect opportunity to snatch the ball, which he does. He then runs offscreen with it, and the camera cuts to a view of the goal post as he spins around and places the ball on the field)
Porky (heard offscreen): "Uh, T... Uh, Touchdown!"
(The camera cuts to a view of an irritated Buster, Hamton, and Plucky as they look to the left side of the screen and Gogo blows his whistle. They all turn around and stare in shock as the Perfecto Football players all run them over, leaving them all flat)
Porky (heard offscreen): "Uh, T... uh, uh-oh, six more points for Perfecto."
(The screen transitions to a view of Buster, Plucky, Hamton, Furrball, Barky, and Saul as they all huddle together. It zooms in on them, then cuts to an opposing view)
Buster: "All right, team. It's time to use our secret weapon!"
Plucky (as the camera zooms in on him and Buster): "What secret weapon? You didn't say anything about a secret weapon!"
Buster: "Then it wouldn't be a secret, would it?
(The camera cuts to a view of a helicopter carrying a crate labelled, TASMANIA and zooms in on the crate. The helicopter drops the crate, then the camera cuts to a view inside the stadium as the crate lands. Dizzy breaks out of the crate, growling, and the camera focuses on him as he moves to the left side of the screen, until he reaches Buster, Hamton, and Furrball)
Dizzy: "Football! Football! Yeah!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster as Dizzy stops next to him)
Buster: "Glad you could make it, Diz."
Dizzy (as Buster gives him a low-five): "Free agent. Good deal."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view, revealing Danforth and Roderick looking through the Acme Looniversity playbook)
Roderick: "Hey! He's not in the playbook!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster and Dizzy as the former puts his left arm around the latter)
Buster: "Now, on this next play, I want you to go long. You know, long?"
Dizzy (as he growls and pulls his tongue out of his mouth with his right hand): "Uh, yeah."
(The camera zooms in on Dizzy's tongue. Dizzy points to it with his left hand)
Dizzy: "Long, right?"
(Dizzy lets go of his tongue and it rolls back into his mouth. The camera then cuts to a view of Buster as he pulls out a football from behind his back, which he holds in his right and and points to with his left)
Buster: "Yeah. Let me put it in terms you can grasp, Diz." (Imitating Dizzy's growl) "Ball!"
(Buster continues imitating Dizzy's growl. The camera then cuts to a view of Dizzy)
Dizzy: "Ball!" (Growls) "Yeah, mmmm!"
(The camera cuts back to Buster, who pulls out a bottle of mustard he was holding behind his back in his left hand. He pours the mustard onto the ball, then the camera cuts to a view of Hamton as Gogo blows his whistle and Buster tosses him the mustard-covered ball, which he catches)
Hamton: "Ewww! Mustard!"
(Hamton tosses the ball back to Buster. The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Dizzy together as the former catches the ball and uses his right hand to toss it across the field. It then cuts to a view of the ball as it flies across the stadium, then cuts back to Buster and Dizzy as the latter growls and spins offscreen)
Dizzy: "Ball yummy!"
(The camera cuts to a view of the Perfecto Football Players as Dizzy literally spins a hole through one of them. He and the other Perfecto Football players stare in confusion. The camera cuts to a view of a shocked Danforth as Dizzy spins through him, tying him in a pretzel knot. It then cuts to a view of Dizzy as he reaches the other end of the football field. He pulls out a knife and fork and catches the mustard-covered football in his mouth. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as he swallows the football. The audience cheers and he burps. He then licks his lips)
Dizzy: "Mmmm! Grey poupon!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Babs, Shirley, and Fifi, who are all cheering)
Babs, Shirley, and Fifi: "Dizzy, Dizzy, he's our beast, he's gonna have a football feast!"
(The camera cuts to a view of the scoreboard, which says, PERFECTO 18, ACME 7')
Sylvester (heard offscreen): "The toonsters are back in the game with seven points!"
(The camera cuts to a view of the backsides of Danforth, Roderick, and the Perfecto Horse as they watch Dizzy spin by)
Danforth: "That purple thing is quite the nuisance."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Danforth and Roderick. Roderick pulls out a football rigged to a rocket, which he holds in his left hand)
Roderick: "But not for long."
(Roderick pushes the rocket into the football and closes it. The camera cuts back to Babs, Shirley, and Fifi)
Babs, Shirley, and Fifi: "Push it back, push it back, way back! Let's pass Dizzy another snack!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Rhubella, Margot, and the Perfecto Cow. Once again, Rhubella is sitting on a tanning bed, Margot is sitting on a chair and painting her nails, and the Cow is sitting in a chair under a hairdresser)
Rhubella, Margot, and Perfecto Cow (unenthusiastically): "Perfecto. Rah."
(The camera cuts to a view of the Perfecto Football Players, this time including Roderick, Danforth, and the Horse, the latter of whom is holding the rigged football)
Roderick: "Hut, hut, hut!"
(The Horse passes Roderick the ball and he, Danforth, and the other Perfecto Football players run offscreen. The camera cuts to a view of Roderick as he tosses the ball, then to a view of Dizzy)
Dizzy: "Me got! Me got! Me got!"
(The camera cuts to a view of the ball as Dizzy catches it. The rocket emerges from the ball and ignites. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as the ball pulls Dizzy away, then to a view of Dizzy, focusing on him as he flies across the field)
Dizzy: "Whoa!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Roderick, who is controlling the rigged ball, and laughs evilly as he presses the black button. It then cuts to a view of Dizzy as he flies out of the field, followed by a view of Buster and Hamton as the latter points to the left side of the screen with his right hand)
Hamton: "Does that count as 'Out of Bounds'?"
(The camera cuts to a view of Gogo as he looks up, then pulls out a giant stopwatch with his left hand. His head then forms the shape of a flare gun and booms to declare the first half of the game over. The audience cheers)
Porky (heard offscreen): "Th... Th... The first half is over with a sc... uh, a score,"
(The camera cuts to a view of the scoreboard, which once again, says, PEREFECTO 18, ACME 7)
Porky (heard offscreen): "Uh, uh, Perfecto 18, Acme L-l-loo 7!"
(The camera cuts to a view inside the booth. Once again, when Sylvester talks, his spit flies all over the booth. Porky is now dressed in a raincoat to avoid getting wet and has a nervous expression on his face)
Sylvester: "And just wait till' you see our half-time show!"
(The camera cuts to a view of the field as a band of anthropomorphic rubber bands enters the field, playing their instruments)
Sylvester (heard offscreen): "It's the Wackyland Rubber Band!"
(A magnifying glass appears onscreen, focusing on the rubber band. The lead Rubber Band is holding up a blue sign with a white letter A on it, the two behind it form in the shapes of horns, and the one in back forms the shape of a drummer. The camera zooms in, then cuts to a view of Sneezer sitting on a bench)
Sneezer: "I'm allergic to rubber. Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah... CHOO!"
(The camera cuts to a view of the Wackyland Rubber band as they suddenly stop. The force of Sneezer's sneeze blows them away. It then cuts to a view of Gogo holding a STOP sign in his right hand as the Rubber Band pushes him away. The camera cuts to Sneezer, who stares in shock. He turns around and prepares to walk away)
Sneezer: "I think I need a hankie."
(Sneezer runs offscreen. The camera cuts to a view of Gogo hanging from the goal by the Wackyland Rubber Band, followed by a view of Buster and Plucky in the hallway. On the right side of the screen is a door that says, GIRLS LOCKER)
Buster: "We're still in the game, crew!"
(Buster enters a doorway, then Plucky closes the door that says, BOYS LOCKER. The camera moves to the left side of the screen, past a billboard that says, TRYOUTS, an arrow pointing to the right side of the screen that says, LOCKERS, a water fountain, and a set of doors under the word, EQUIPMENT. The camera zooms in on the door between those and a door underneath the word, COACH, then cuts to a zoomed-in view as Plucky opens the door next to it, with the word, BOYS on the window and goes inside. It then cuts to a view inside the Boys' bathroom as he closes the door, followed by a view of the stalls, one of which Roderick is in as Plucky is looking for him)
Plucky: "Pssst. Roddy?"
(Roderick opens the door and pounces at Plucky, growling. Plucky stares at him in shock as he pounces him. The camera cuts to a view of the mirror above the sink as Roderick slams Plucky up against it, strangling him)
Plucky: "Something amiss, Roddy, old pal?"
(The camera cuts to an opposing zoomed-in view)
Roderick: "Acme isn't supposed to have any points on the board!"
(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Plucky)
Plucky: "Dumb luck."
(The camera cuts back to the previous view)
Roderick: "Just see they don't have any more 'dumb luck'!"
(The camera cuts to an opposing zoomed-out view)
Plucky: "Hey, I'm your mallard!"
(Roderick lets go of Plucky. The camera cuts to an opposing view)
Roderick: "You'd better be, or you can kiss Perfecto Prep good-bye!"
(Roderick turns around, he walks away, then picks up his helmet. The camera cuts to a view of the door as he kicks it open and walks out, then to a view of Plucky as he dusts off his shirt)
Plucky: "Sheesh! Talk about your poor sports!"
(Sneezer can be heard crying. The camera cuts to an opposing view as a sad Sneezer exits the stall, carrying his flag, which now has PLUCKY written on it in white letters in his right hand and a trail of toilet paper in his left. He has overheard Plucky's betrayal, and has lost faith in him. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Sneezer, who is using the toilet paper to wipe the tears from his left eye)
Sneezer: "Say it ain't so, Plucky, say it ain't so!"
(The camera cuts to a view of a guilty-looking Plucky as he pulls on the collar of his shirt with his right hand. He hides his hands behind his back, the camera zooms in on him, and the screen fades to black, ending Act Two)
Act Three[]
(The third act begins with an overhead view of Acme Acres. Acme Looniversity can be seen on the left side of the screen, and the stadium can be seen on the right. The camera zooms in on the stadium)
Sylvester (heard offscreen): "Welcome back, sports fans!"
(The camera cuts to a view inside the booth, which is now flooded with Sylvester's spit. Porky appears on the right side of the screen, still in his raincoat, riding a boat, which he rows)
Sylvester: "The second half of The Acme Bowl has turned out to be quite a battle!"
(Black and white stock footage of some soldiers climbing a wall is shown. The camera then cuts to a black and white view of Babs, Shirley, and Fifi, who are now wearing army helmets, in a battle fort)
Babs, Shirley, and Fifi: "Take no prisoners, fight fight fight! Acme Loo is..."
(An air missile falls on them and explodes, with the word, BOOM erupting from it. When the dust clears, Babs, Shirley, and Fifi are scorched and collapse from exhaustion)
Babs, Shirley, and Fifi (wearily): "Dynamite."
(The camera cuts to a black and white view of the scoreboard, which still says, PERFECTO 18, ACME 7, but this time, is shown over the American Flag. Gogo can be seen pacing underneath the scoreboard, wearing an army helmet and holding a mop like a rifle. The screen transitions to a colorized view of Buster, Hamton, Furrball, and Saul as Gogo blows his whistle. Hamton passes the ball to Buster, and the camera focuses on Buster as he backs up. It then cuts to a view of Plucky as he jumps and stares in shock as he deliberately gets run over by the Perfecto Football players. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view as Sneezer, having lost faith in him, runs up to him and lifts up his beak)
Sneezer: "Say it ain't so, Plucky! Say it ain't so! Aaah... CHOO!"
(Sneezer's powerful sneeze blows him offscreen this time)
Plucky (wearily): "Gesundheit."
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster at the end of the field as he prepares to toss the ball. He suddenly stares in shock as the Perfecto Football Players land on top of him. The camera cuts to a view of Sylvester and Porky inside the booth. As Sylvester is talking, Porky is pouring Sylvester's spit out of a bucket)
Sylvester: "At a time like this, Acme Loo sure could use Dizzy Devil, wherever he is."
(The camera cuts to a view of Hawaii as Dizzy, still holding onto the rocket ball, appears, dressed in blue sunglasses, a yellow shirt with red flowers, and a pink lei. It focuses on him as he flies across Hawaii)
Dizzy (to the tune of Farewell to Thee): "Aloha-oi!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Hamton on the field as they watch the two Elmyras carrying the injured team members, including Furrball, and another pig that resembles Hamton on a stretcher as they pass by them. They stare in shock)
Hamton: "Buster! We need three more men, and fast!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster)
Buster: "I know! But who?"
(Babs taps Buster's shoulder from offscreen. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view, revealing she, Shirley, and Fifi are all wearing football helmets. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster and Babs)
Buster: "Babs, what are you doing?"
Babs: "You need help, so we're here! Come on, let's go hit a home run!"
(Babs grabs Buster's left arm with her right hand and runs offscreen, pulling him away)
Buster: "Oh, brother."
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton, Shirley, and Fifi all together as they huddle)
Buster: "All right, hand off to Babe Ruth here on three!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Babs and Plucky as the latter is now wearing lipstick and has long eyelashes. He removes his helmet, revealing Babs' pink ears underneath and points to Babs, obviously signaling the Perfectos. The camera then cuts to a view of Roderick and the Perfecto Football players and zooms out on them)
Roderick: "When the ball is snapped, destroy the Girl Rabbit!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky as he suddenly looks inside his helmet in shock. It then cuts to a view inside the helmet, where Sneezer, still having lost faith in Plucky, is)
Sneezer: Please say it ain't so!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in opposing view as Sneezer emerges from the helmet)
Sneezer: "Aaah... CHOO!"
(Once again, Sneezer's powerful sneeze blows him offscreen, and Plucky watches him fly away. The camera cuts to a view of Buster, Babs, Hamton, and a pair of Sauls as Hamton prepares to pass the ball to Buster)
Buster: "46, 72, hut, hut, hut!"
(Hamton passes the ball to Buster, who passes it to Babs, who runs off. The camera cuts to a view of her, focusing on her as she runs across the field, until she stops to take out her contact lens. The Perfecto Football Players stop in front of her)
Babs: "Aaaah! My contact lens! I've lost my contact lens!"
(The camera cuts to an overhead view as the Perfecto Football players look for Babs' lost contact lens. It then cuts to a view of Babs on the right side of the screen, revealing her left eye to be brown. Buster walks up to her and points to her with his right hand)
Buster: "I didn't know you had brown eyes."
Babs: "Well, tell the world, why don't you?"
(Babs points to Buster with her right hand, then picks up her contact lens with it)
Babs: "Found it!"
(Babs puts the contact lens back over her eye. The camera cuts to a side view of her, Buster, and the Perfecto Football players)
Babs: "Thanks!"
(Babs runs offscreen. The audience cheers as the camera cuts to a view of Babs running down the field, focusing on her, then it cuts to a view of Roderick, who stares in shock, then smacks his head with his left hand. It then cuts to a view of the goal as Babs stops at it, scores another touchdown, and does a victory dance)
Sylvester (heard offscreen): "Touchdown! Acme Loo! Acme Loo trails by five,"
(The camera cuts to a view of the scoreboard, which now says, PERFECTO 18, ACME 13. This time, it has the game time, 00:60 underneath it. Gogo can be seen in the bottom-left corner of the screen and points to the scoreboard)
Sylvester (heard offscreen): "With just 60 seconds to spare."
(The camera cuts to a close-up of the 60 on the scoreboard. It then cuts to a view of Plucky on the field, who stares in shock as Roderick suddenly appears on the right side of the screen and growls furiously at him for letting Acme Loo score another touchdown)
Plucky: "Whoops."
(Plucky runs offscreen. The camera cuts to a view of the football on a stand as Buster runs up to it and kicks it. It then cuts to a view of Roderick as he catches the ball and runs offscreen with it, followed by a view of Babs and Fifi, focusing on them as they run across the field. Babs points to Roderick with her right hand)
Babs: "Get him, Fifi!"
(Fifi runs offscreen. The camera cuts to a view of her as she stops and prepares to use her smell on Roderick)
Fifi: "I think I will!"
(Fifi lifts and lowers her tail repeatedly, emiting a brown cloud from it, which Roderick runs through. The camera now focuses on Roderick, who sniffs, then suddenly jumps into the air and freezes, dropping the ball onto the field. The camera focuses on the ball as it lands)
Sylvester (heard offscreen): "Fumble!"
(Babs and Shirley dive onto the ball and the audience cheers. The camera cuts to a view inside the booth, which is now more flooded than before with Sylvester's spit. Porky is now being chased by a hungry shark. He stares at it in shock, then ducks behind the desk. As Sylvester is talking, Porky tries to hold off the shark with a wooden chair, which the shark eats)
Sylvester: "Fumble! And Acme Loo recovers the ball,"
(The camera cuts to a view of the scoreboard, which once again says, PERFECTO 18, ACME 13. Underneath it, the clock says, 00:6, which the camera then zooms in on)
Sylvester (heard offscreen): "With just six seconds left!"
(The camera cuts to an overhead view of the field, which now has both the Perfecto Football Players, including Danforth, Roderick, and the Horse, and the Acme Football players, who are huddling up. The camera zooms in on the latter)
Sylvester (heard offscreen): "This is the final play of the game."
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster, Babs, Shirley, and Fifi huddled together)
Buster: "Okay, crew. This is it. Long Bomb to Shirley the Loon on one. Are you with me?"
Babs: "All except Plucky. He's signaling the Perfectos."
(Buster turns his attention to Babs, who points to the right side of the screen with her left hand)
Buster: "What makes you say that?"
(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky, who is now dressed in Shirley's pink shirt. he puts on a wig that resembles Shirley's hair, complete with a pink ribbon on it. He then holds up a bomb in his left hand, obviously signaling the Perfectos. The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Babs together)
Babs: "Call it a hunch."
(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky, whose pink shirt now has a white letter A on it, as Buster walks up to him)
Buster: "Care to explain yourself?"
Plucky (as he hides the bomb behind his back): "Uh, well, I, um, well, that is to say..."
Buster (as he points to the right side of the screen with his right arm): "You're out, Plucky! Hit the bench!"
(Plucky tosses the bomb aside. The camera cuts to a view of the bench, where Hamton, Calamity, and Furrball are sitting. They all stare in shock and run away just in time, as the bomb destroys the bench. The camera cuts back to Buster and Plucky, the latter of whom is now back in his football uniform, as Buster points to him with his left arm and he crawls away. The camera then cuts to a view of Danforth and Roderick, the latter of whom is looking through the Acme Looniversity playbook)
Danforth: "Uh-oh! They're wise to the duck."
Roderick: "Who cares? We already know it's a long bomb to the spooky girl loon. The game's ours!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Hamton as the latter prepares to pass the ball to the former)
Buster: "24, 32!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Shirley, who nervously stares at Danforth and Roderick. It then cuts to a view of Plucky at the bench as Sneezer pulls on the back of his shirt, followed by a zoomed-in view of Sneezer, who is now down on his knees and hoping Plucky will restore his faith in him)
Sneezer (sniffles): "Say it ain't so, Plucky."
(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky, who has decided not to let his only fan down)
Plucky: "It ain't so, Sneezer."
(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky and Sneezer as Plucky gets back on the field. It then cuts to a view of Buster, who is happy to see Plucky has decided to help Acme Loo after all)
Buster: "Hut hut, hut!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Fifi on the field as the latter passes the former the ball. Buster tosses the ball to Plucky, then the camera moves to the left side of the screen as Plucky catches the ball and Sneezer watches from off the field. It then cuts to a view of Buster as Roderick runs up to him, only to find that he no longer has the ball. Buster points to the right side of the screen with his left hand and Roderick turns his head in Buster's direction. The camera cuts to a view of Plucky, focusing on him as he runs down the field. The audience cheers as he does so, then the camera cuts to an opposing view as Plucky continues to run down the field, this time, not letting the Perfecto Football players tackle him. The camera then cuts to a view of Sneezer, who cheers for Plucky)
Sneezer: "Go, Plucky, go!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Roderick as he removes his helmet and sticks out his tongue in disgust. It then cuts to a view of Plucky, focusing on him as he runs across the field and jumps over the Perfecto Football players, then it cuts to a view of Buster and Hamton, who both cheer for Plucky)
Buster and Hamton: "Yay!"
(The camera cuts to a view of the goal as Plucky stops at it, scoring a touchdown. He even does a victory dance)
Sylvester (heard offscreen): "Touchdown! Acme loo!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Gogo, who jumps out of his Referee uniform and fireworks emit from his head as both his hands now form victory signs. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view, zooming out to reveal he is standing atop the scoreboard, which now says, PERFECTO 18, ACME 19. The time underneath it is now 00:00)
Sylvester (heard offscreen): "The game is over! Acme wins! Acme wins!
(The camera cuts to a view inside the booth, which is now flooded all over. The glass breaks and Sylvester, Porky, and the Shark are flooded out)
Sylvester: "Acme wins the Acme Bowl!"
(The camera cuts to a view of the bleachers as Foghorn Leghorn, Daffy Duck, Marc Antony, and a Dog all cheer)
Foghorn, Daffy, Marc, and Dog: "Yay!"
(The camera cuts to a view on the field. Plucky continues his victory dance. Next to him, Fifi is hugging Hamton like a teddy bear. They are surrounded by many fans, including Calamity Coyote, and a girl who resembles Elmyra, but with blonde hair and a purple dress. Shirley enters the field and jumps for victory. The camera then cuts to a view of Roderick, who looks through the Acme Looniversity playbook one last time)
Roderick: "No!" (as Buster walks up to him) "This can't be! That play wasn't in their playbook!"
Buster: "Sure it was, Roddy, old Rat. Check the very last page."
(Buster walks away as Roderick skips to the last page of the playbook. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Roderick, who now stares in shock)
Roderick: "Huh?"
(The camera cuts to an opposing view of the last page of the Acme Looniversity Playbook. On it, it says, YOU'VE BEEN HAD! LOVE BUSTER BUNNY, implying that, as part of Buster's plan to trick Perfecto Prep, Plucky intentionally gave them the playbook and pretended to want to go to their school in exchange. The camera zooms in on the last page)
Roderick: "You've Been Had."
(The camera cuts back to the previous view)
Roderick: "What?"
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster, Babs, Shirley, and Fifi, as they all cheer and do victory dances)
Buster, Babs, Shirley, and Fifi: "Yay!"
(The camera focuses on Buster as he walks up to Plucky and gives him a high-five)
Buster: "Nice job, Pluckster!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky)
Plucky (chuckling): "Boy, Buster." (as he points to Buster with his left hand) "Your playbook scam worked like a charm!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster by himself)
Buster: "Can you believe it? Them schmos actually thought you'd cheat your own team to get into Perfecto!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Buster and Plucky, focusing on them as they walk across the field, until they reach Li'l Sneezer, who is holding a can of soda in his left hand)
Plucky (chuckling): "Yeah! Is that a riot or what? Ha ha ha!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky)
Plucky: "Oh, Hiya, kiddo."
(The camera cuts to a view of Sneezer)
Sneezer: "Hiya, hero. Wanna sip of my soda, huh huh huh huh?"
(The camera cuts back to Plucky as he picks up Sneezer's soda can with his right hand)
Plucky: "Thanks, kid." (as he removes his shirt and gives it to Sneezer) "Here, have a jersey."
(The camera cuts back to Sneezer as Plucky's shirt lands on top of him. He emerges from the shirt and hugs the right sleeve. The camera cuts back to Plucky as he drinks Sneezer's soda)
Plucky: "Aaah, aaah, aaah..."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Buster and Plucky as the latter sneezes himself offscreen just like Sneezer did twice before earlier in the cartoon)
Plucky: "Choo!"
(The camera cuts back to Sneezer)
Sneezer: "Jeepers, I guess my cold is catching. Aaah, aaah, aaah... CHOO!"
(Sneezer sneezes himself out of Plucky's shirt and offscreen. The camera cuts to an overhead view of the stadium and zooms in on it. It then cuts to an overhead view of Danforth, Roderick, and the Perfecto Horse, followed by an opposing view of them as Roderick growls furiously, as Perfecto has lost for the first time ever. He turns around and tosses his helmet onto the field)
Roderick: "Never before have I felt so completely humiliated!"
(Roderick looks up. The camera cuts to an under-head view of Dizzy, who has returned from Hawaii, still holding onto the rocket ball. He growls, then the camera cuts to a view of Roderick, focusing on him as he tries to run away from Dizzy. He eventually stops and decides that he can't seem to run away from him, so he pulls out a blindfold and wraps it over his eyes. The camera zooms out as Dizzy lands on him. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Dizzy as he eats the rocket ball. The screen fades to black, and the credits roll)
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