Strange Tales of Weird Science/Transcript

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Strange Tales of Weird Science/Transcript

Act One

(The episode begins with unused footage from The Looney Beginning. In this footage, Buster and Babs are running across the forest)

Buster: "Oh, no, we're late again! Steven's gonna kill us!"

(Elmyra appears from behind the bush)

Elmyra: "Bunnies!"

(Elmyra jumps out from the bush. The camera cuts to Buster and Babs, who try to run from her, but she ends up catching them)

Buster & Babs: "Yikes!"

Elmyra: "I love bunnies!"

(The camera cuts to a view of a picnic blanket. on the left side of the screen is a picnic basket, and on the right side is a high chair. Elmyra runs in, carrying Buster and Babs)

Elmyra: "Come to my pic-a-nic, snuggle bunny faces!"

(Elmyra hugs Buster and Babs and they scream in pain. The camera cuts to a view of the high chair as Elmyra carries Buster and Babs, who are now dressed in baby clothes, and tosses them into the high chair. She then sets a tray with two mud pies down on the high chair)

Elmyra: "Now, eat your mud pies and I'll change your diapers!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view)

Buster: "Oh, brother, we've gotta ditch this goofball, we've got a show to do!"

(Elmyra forcibly feeds Buster his mud pie. She then does the same to Babs. The camera cuts to a view of the two bunnies as Elmyra squeezes their cheeks to get them to swallow their mud pies, then to a zoomed-out view as she walks away)

Babs (whispering): "I'll get us out of here, just follow my lead."

(Elmyra returns, carring a stack of diapers)

Babs (pointing at Elmyra): "Oh, look at the cute woodpecker!"

Buster (pointing at Elmyra): "Oh, that's the sweetest baby woodpecker ever!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Elmyra by herself)

Elmyra: "Where?"

Babs (pointing at Elmyra): "There!" (She pokes her nose) "You're a woodpecker!"

Elmyra: "I am?"

Babs (as she holds a picture of a woodpecker up to Elmyra's face): "Yeah, look in this mirror, see?"

Elmyra: "Gee, I am a cute woodpecker face head, huh? What do woodpeckers do?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster, who is standing next to a tree)

Buster: "They poke holes in trees with their beaks, looking for yummy bugs."

(The camera cuts back to Elmyra)

Elmyra: "Oooh! I love bugs!"

(Elmyra rushes offscreen. The camera then cuts back to Buster as Elmyra runs up to the tree. Buster walks away as Elmyra repeatedly bangs her head up against the tree, then the camera cuts to a view of Babs as he walks up to her)

Elmyra (heard offscreen): "I'm a happy little woodpecker!"

(Buster and Babs remove the baby clothes Elmyra put on them, and are back in their normal attire)

Babs: "Just keep it up."

Buster: "Let's get this show on the road! See you, Woody!"

(Buster and Babs rush offscreen as the screen fades to black)

Scentimental Pig

(The cartoon begins with Buster and Babs' intro tag. The screen fades to black, then to the title card, which shows a silhouette of Plucky holding a knife and fork while chasing Hamton. The screen fades to black again, then to the next scene, showing a haunted house on a hill. Lightning flashes and thunder crashes as the camera zooms in on the house, then cuts to a view inside and moves downwards until it reaches a teleportation machine. The machine teleports Buster and Babs, who are now dressed in lab coats as the dome above the machine rises and the camera zooms in on them. It then cuts to a view of Buster by himself)

Buster: "Sometimes, science goes awry."

(The camera cuts to an overhead view of the Acme Chemical Plant. as Babs speaks, two cars pass by the Chemical Plant)

Babs (heard offscreen): "Case in point, the Acme Chemical company."

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Babs standing in front of the Chemical Plant)

Buster: "Inside, two inventors are about to begin…"

Buster and Babs (as they make a creepy pose): "A Strange Tale of Weird Science!"

(Buster and Babs disappear into clouds of blue and pink dust. The screen transitions to a view inside the Chemical Plant and the camera moves past a microscope an several beakers. In the background, a Dog can be heard barking. The camera continues moving until it reaches the Dog, who is in between two scientists; a short, stout one and a tall, thin one. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view of the three of them as Scientist #1 pushes The Dog towards a bowl marked, CAT FOOD)

Scientist #1: "Offer the pooch another Acme treat. Dogs just hate em'."

(The Dog pushes the scientist back. The camera then cuts to a close-up of the Cat Food bowl and zooms out as Scientist #2 pours a box of Acme Cat Treats into the bowl. The Dog looks over the bowl and sniffs)

The Dog: "Yuck!"

(The scientist returns with a container of formula)

Scientist #2: "Now, Fritz, pour just the teensiest drop of your new formula, and then…"

(The Dog returns and sniffs again. The scent of the formula has overpowered the odor of the cat food to a scent The Dog finds pleasant. He eats the entire bowl in just one bite (we're not kidding, he actually eats the bowl), then the camera cuts to a view of the two scientists.

Scientist #1: "Ach! Du Liber! Congratulations, Doctor! You have created the world's most delicious flavor! No one can resist it!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Scientist #2 as he pulls out a beaker of the formula)

Scientist #2: "And don't forget, it's the world's most irresistible scent! I'll be rich, beyond my wildest dreams!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the windowsill, as Scientist #1 puts the beaker of formula next to one that is already there)

Scientist #1: "Right, but let's go buy some lottery tickets, just in case."

(The camera moves to the right side of the screen, where Hamton is skipping across the sidewalk, singing The Merry Go Round Broke Down

Hamton (singing): "Ooom-pah-pah, ooom-pah, ooom-pah oomph pah, The Merry-go-round broke down,"

(The camera cuts to a view of Hamton, focusing on him as he continues singing and skipping)

Hamton (singing): "And made the darndest sound, the lights went low, we both went 'oh!' and the Merry-go-round went oom-pah-pah, oom-pah-pah, oom-pah, oom-pah oom-pah-pah!"

(As Hamton finishes, he jumps and bumps his head on one of the beakers. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as the beaker falls on him, covering him in the formula. The beaker gets stuck to his nose and he shakes his head until it falls off. He then looks over at the formula in his right hand)

Hamton: "Huh? Hey, who threw that? Must have been a music critic."

(The camera cuts to a view of Granny and a Baby in a carriage at a crosswalk as Hamton hums, The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down while skipping across it, then to a zoomed-in view of the three of them as Hamton walks up to Granny and the Baby)

Hamton (as he pinches The Baby's cheeks): "Hello, little fella."

(The camera cuts to a close-up of Granny as she sniffs while Hamton continues humming, then to a zoomed-out view of her and The Baby as Hamton is no longer next to them. Granny sniffs around until she is no longer onscreen, then the camera cuts to a view of The Baby as he sniffs and crawls after Granny. It then cuts to a view of both of them sniffing and crawling together, followed by a view of Hamton standing next to a sign that says, BUS. He is whistling The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down now, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as he continues whistling until a chomping sound is heard. It then cuts back to the previous view, revealing that The Baby has bit his butt, then to a zoomed-in view of him as he picks The Baby up, pointing to him as he holds him upside down)

Hamton: "Naughty, naughty! Why, what would your grandma say?"

(Granny sneaks up behind Hamton and pokes his shoulder)

Granny: "I'd say, 'Let's do lunch!'."

(Hamton turns to Granny as she places two pieces of bread above and below his head. She is about to take a bite, but Hamton moves his head out of the way just in time. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as he looks in shock and screams, then runs away. It then cuts to a view of him running until he stops at a street corner. He pants heavily)

Hamton: "What a strange family."

(Hamton continues panting as Dogs can be heard barking in the background. Hamton's eyes suddenly have red and orange stripes in them, and he turns his head to his right side. The camera cuts to a view of many barking dogs as they run towards Hamton, then back to Hamton as he screams in shock. It then cuts back to the dogs, then to a view of Hamton as he jumps out of the way)

Hamton: "Yikes!"

(Hamton runs away. The camera cuts to an overhead view of his neighborhood as he runs down the road, then to a view of him running, focusing on him until he reaches his house. It then cuts to a view of Plucky inside his house as he runs up to him)

Hamton: "Plucky, I don't know what you're doing in my house, but, YOU GOTTA HELP ME, PLEASE!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Hamton and Plucky together)

Hamton: "EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO EAT ME!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view, focusing on Plucky as he leads Hamton to his chair)

Plucky: "Of course they are, Hamton, sure."

(Hamton sits down in his chair, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him and Plucky together as Plucky hands him a cup of tea)

Plucky: "Now who's trying to eat you?"

(Plucky pats Hamton on the head, then sniffs)

Plucky: "I mean who in their right mind…" (sniff) "would ever have the, ha ha,"

(Plucky moves in closer to Hamton and clutches him, who pushes him away)

Plucky: "Slightest desire to eat…" (sniff) "to eat… you!"

(The camera cuts to a close-up of Plucky's face as his eyes roll like a pair of slot machine reels until they reach pictures of canned ham. They roll again, until they reach pictures of bacon. The camera cuts to a view of Hamton's window as Plucky walks up to it and looks outside it)

Plucky (as he points outside the window): "Uh, yeah! You're right, Hamton! They're coming! Oh, my gosh!"

(The camera cuts to a view outside Hamton's house. No people are outside, but a tumbleweed tumbles by)

Plucky (heard offscreen): "Look at em' all!"

(The camera cuts back to Plucky, focusing on him as he backs up)

Plucky: "It's a human wave!" (Gasps, then shudders) "Hundreds of em!" (Gasp) "Starving for pork!"

(The camera cuts to a view of a rather scared Hamton, who jumps out of his chair)

Hamton: "Yikes!"

(Hamton bounces on his chair until he falls off)

Hamton: "Plucky, help! You gotta hide me!"

(The camera moves to the left side of the screen as Plucky runs up to Hamton)

Plucky: "Okay, quick, in the kitchen!"

(Plucky picks up Hamton, then shapes him into a basketball and bounces him. He walks offscreen, then the camera cuts to an overhead view of the kitchen, focusing on Plucky, until he reaches the microwave. It then cuts to a view of the microwave)

Plucky: "Quick! In here!"

(Plucky opens the microwave and tries to shove Hamton inside, but Hamton isn't going to fit. The camera cuts to a side view of the microwave as Plucky continues to try to shove Hamton inside, then to a view of him as he drags Hamton, focusing on him until they reach the toaster)

Plucky: "No, over here!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the toaster as Plucky jams Hamton inside. Surprisingly, Hamton fits, even though he couldn't fit in the microwave. Plucky pulls down the handle, then the camera cuts back to the previous view as he runs off, returning with a bottle of milk and a stick of butter. It then cuts to a view of the toaster as Plucky places the milk and butter alongside it. He then hims to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel as he anxiously awaits Hamton to come out. The toaster dings and Hamton pops out, shaped like two pieces of toast, until he shapes back to his normal form. The camera then cuts to Plucky as Hamton falls on him. Plucky then picks him up and looks at him)

Plucky: "No, no, over here!"

(Plucky runs offscreen. The camera cuts to a view of a pot as he puts Hamton inside it, then to a zoomed-out view as he jumps on top of him to try to push him in, followed by the previous view as Hamton grabs his ears and tries to pull himself out)

Hamton: "Plucky, can't I hide somewhere where there's more room?"

(Plucky places the pot's lid over Hamton. The camera then cuts to a close-up of Hamton as he peers out of the pot, then to an opposing view as Plucky hungrily looks at Hamton and gives his stew a taste test)

Hamton: "I think my best friend is trying to eat me."

(Plucky licks his lips, then the camera cuts back to Hamton as he looks and screams in shock, then to an overhead view as he jumps out of the pot just before Plucky can grab him. He runs out of his house, then the camera cuts to a view of the path leading to his house as he runs down it, followed by a view of him running past a street corner, then finally, a view of him, focusing on him as he runs across the city. As he is running, The Lone Ranger theme plays. Hamton looks behind him, then the camera moves over to Plucky, who is chasing him while wearing a cowboy hat)

Plucky: "Heigh-ho, silverware, away!"

(The camera cuts back to Hamton, focusing on him as he continues running, until he crashes into a fire hydrant. The hydrant breaks and water gushes from it, landing on him and washing the formula away. The camera then cuts to Plucky, focusing on him as he continues to chase after Hamton)

Plucky: "Yahoo! Bring on the bacon!"

(Plucky tosses his hat into the air. The camera cuts to an overhead view, focusing on the hat until it reaches the Acme Chemical plant)

Plucky (heard offscreen): "Slice up the spare ribs! Pile on the pork rinds!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the hat, focusing on it as it floats down until it hits the other beaker of formula, which Plucky jumps next to)

Plucky: "Sausage city! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ham hocks for everyone!"

(The beaker falls over and spills on Plucky. The camera cuts to a view of him as he sniffs himself. Scent lines emit from him and two people show up and sniff him)

Plucky: "Huh?"

(The two people continue sniffing Plucky. Plucky giggles, but then he suddenly realizes the people are sniffing him because they want to eat him. He stares and screams in shock, then runs away. The camera then cuts to a view of him begging Hamton for help)

Plucky: "Hamton, old buddy!" (He kisses Hamton's feet) "Old pal", (He kisses Hamton's feet again) "Old buddy!" (He kisses Hamton's feet again) "Old pal", (He kisses Hamton's feet again) "You gotta hide me!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Hamton as scent lines emit from Plucky. Hamton sniffs, and looks at the camera with a devious look on his face, indicating he is going to get revenge on Plucky for trying to eat him earlier)

Hamton: "Sure, Plucky."

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky, who is holding onto Hamton's leg.

Hamton (heard offscreen): "I'll help you!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Hamton holding Plucky)

Hamton: "Over here!"

(Hamton runs offscreen, then the camera cuts to a view of a hot dog stand as he places Plucky inside it and squirts ketchup and mustard on him. Plucky mumbles as he does this)

Hamton: "No, over here!"

(Hamton pulls Plucky out of the hot dog stand and drags him along. The camera cuts to a view of a pizza shop as Hamton runs up to a microwave, opens it, and places Plucky inside. Since Plucky doesn't fit, he pulls him out)

Hamton: "No, over here!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Hamton going in and out of various restaurants)

Hamton: "No, over here! No, over here!"

(The screen irises out, ending Act One)

Act Two

(The second act begins with a view outside the Acme Acres Schtick Center. Buster and Babs, still dressed in lab coats, appear outside in a cloud of dust)

Babs: "Hi, folks!"

Buster: "This is the Acme Schtick Center."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Babs)

Babs (in a creepy voice and pose): "Inside these walls, minds are altered!"

(Babs laughs maniacally and backs up as Buster appears onscreen)

Buster (in the same creepy pose as Babs): "Including the mind of..."

(The camera moves really fast to the right side of the screen, until it reaches Furrball)

Buster: "Furrball."

(The camera zooms out on Furrball as Buster and Babs appear above them in their creepy poses)

Buster and Babs (in creepy voices): "In our next... Strange Tale of Weird Science!"

(The screen fades to black)

Pit Bullied

(The cartoon begins with a stock image of Furrball in the Tiny Toon Adventures logo. The screen fades to black, then to the title card, which shows a silhouette of Furrball sitting on a stool with a mind-control helmet on his head. The screen fades to black again, then to the next scene, which takes place at the Acme Park. The camera zooms in on a tree, then cuts to a view of it, focusing on Furrball as he climbs up the tree, until he reaches Sweetie, who is relaxing in her nest. He meows and wipes his lips with his tongue, then prepares to chomp Sweetie, who backs out of the way just in time, as Furrball ends up chomping on her nest instead. Sweetie flies away, then the camera cuts to a view of a telephone booth as she flies inside. The door closes, and as Furrball chases after her, he slams into the door. The camera then cuts to a view inside the phone booth as Furrball claws at the door and meows frantically while Sweetie looks at the phone book)

Sweetie: "Hmmm. How can I get that Furrball to stop chasing me? Ooh, lookie!"

(The camera cuts to a view of an ad for the Acme Schtick Center inside the phone book, which says, THE Schtick Center STOPS BIRD CRAVINGS! CALL NOW! 555-2000)

Sweetie (heard offscreen): "The Schtick Center stops a cat's bird cravings."

(Sweetie appears onscreen)

Sweetie: "I know a certain cat that's going to pay the Schtick Center a visit."

(The camera cuts to a view outside the phone booth as Furrball clings to the door and continues meowing)

Sweetie "Come on, kitty." (In a deep voice as she opens the door and flies out) "Follow me!"

(Furrball chases after Sweetie, meowing. The camera cuts to a view of Sweetie flying across the city as Furrball follows her)

Sweetie: "Come on, catch the yummy little birdie!"

(The camera cuts to a side view of Furrball chasing Sweetie across the city, meowing as he does, then to a view outside the Acme Schtick Center as they go inside, followed by a view inside as Furrball continues chasing Sweetie, and lastly, a view of a sign that says, INCOMING PATIENTS. Furrball slams into the sign and falls down a trap door. The camera cuts to a view of a trampoline as Furrball, who is now wearing a straightjacket, slides out of a pipe and bounces off the trampoline. It then cuts to a view of a testing center as he lands on his feet and a helmet lowers onto his head. The camera then moves to the left side of the screen, revealing a fat Orange Cat, also in a straightjacket and helmet, as a Robot Bird appears near him)

Robot Bird: "Cheep. Cheep."

(The Orange Cat is about to eat the Robot Bird, but before he can, he gets electrocuted as a result. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Furrball, who meows, "Uh-oh" as he witnesses the Orange Cat being electrocuted. The Robot Bird appears next to him)

Robot Bird: "Cheep."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Furrball resists eating the Robot Bird, not wanting to be electrocuted like the Orange Cat was. He meows in disdain, then the Robot Bird lowers as a sign that says, PASS appears above where it used to be. The camera cuts back to the zoomed-in view as an arm appears under the sign and pets Furrball on the head)

Machine: "Good kitty. Nice kitty."

(The arm disappears. Furrball rubs his head up against the sign and meows comfortably. Sweetie then flies up to him)

Sweetie: "Don't I look just good enough to eat?"

(Furrball suddenly starts to get angry. The camera cuts back to the zoomed-out view as he meows ferociously and is about to eat Sweetie, but a giant mallet appears and flattens him, breaking him to pieces)

Sweetie: "Aww, poor Kitty went all to pieces!"

(Sweetie flies away. A bulldozer appears and scoops up Furrball's pieces. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view, revealing Sweetie, dressed in a hard hat, is driving it)

Sweetie: "I'm a happy little teamster."

(The camera cuts to a view of the hallway as Sweetie drives the bulldozer across it, honking the horn at one point. It then cuts to a view of a strange purple pyramid and zooms in on it, then cuts to a view of the top of it as the bulldozer empties Furrball's pieces into the machine. It then cuts to a view of him being put back together inside the machine, followed by a view of Sweetie, dressed in a lab coat and goggles as she is working at a computer, which has a side view of Furrball on its screen. The camera zooms in on the screen, cuts to a view inside it, and continues zooming as Sweetie is talking)

Sweetie: "Now we'll cure Furrball's desire to eat defenseless little birdies!"

(A burst appears on the screen as Sweetie X-rays Furrball, revealing his brain to be a peanut)

Sweetie: "Firrrrst, we look inside ze Furrball's evil brain."

(Furrball's brain zooms in to fill the screen, which then transitions to a view of him ready to pounce Sweetie. He pounces and is about to eat her, but stops)

Sweetie: "Hold it!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Sweetie at the computer)

Sweetie: "This is what we need to change. Hmmm."

(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Sweetie)

Sweetie: "What should I make this crazy cat crave instead of me?"

(The camera cuts to a view of some buttons as Sweetie pushes them. It then cuts to a view of the screen, which flashes in different colors until a stock image of Fifi appears.)

Sweetie (heard offscreen): "Nah, that idea stinks."

(The screen flashes again until an image of an elephant appears)

Sweetie (heard offscreen): "Nah, too big."

(The screen flashes again until an image of Bookworm appears)

Sweetie (heard offscreen): "Nope, too small."

(The screen flashes yet again until an image of Arnold appears)

Sweetie (heard offscreen) "Whelp, wake the kids and phone the neighbors,"

(The camera zooms in on the image of Arnold, then cuts to a view of Sweetie at the computer)

Sweetie: "We've got a winner!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the control panel as Sweetie pushes a button. The words, EAT PIT BULL appear in the sign above it)

Sweetie (heard offscreen) "Eat Pit Bull."

(The camera cuts to a view of Furrball inside the machine as it whacks him. It then moves to the right side of the screen as the door opens and he is on a conveyor belt. He meows questioningly as Sweetie flies up to him. He grabs her and meows, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as he puts her in his mouth)

Sweetie (heard offscreen): "You don't eat birdies!"

(Furrball meows in various shocked poses, then sticks out his tongue, with Sweetie standing on it. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as she flies next to him)

Sweetie: "You eat pit bulls!"

(Sweetie giggles as she and Furrball run offscreen. The camera cuts to a view outside the Acme Schtick Center as Furrball runs away and Sweetie flies)

Sweetie: "Ta-ta, cat! Bon appetit!"

(Sweetie giggles. The screen transitions to a view of a fence, with a sign that says, "KEEP OUT PIT BULL". The camera zooms in on the sign, then cuts to a view of a book that says, BODYBUILDER'S BIBLE. It then cuts to a zoomed-out view, revealing that Arnold is reading the book. He tosses the book aside, then stands up and poses)

Arnold (singing to the tune of You Must Have Been a Beautiful Baby): "You must have been a beautiful pit bull, you must have been a beautiful pup, La la la la la la la la la la..."

(As Arnold continues singing, the camera cuts to a view of Furrball walking down the sidewalk, meowing until he reaches Arnold's fence. He opens the gate, then the camera cuts to a view of Arnold, who is laying down while lifting a barbell with his left arm. The screen transitions to a view of him as a roast pit bull, obviously from Furrball's point of view, as he now desires to eat Pit Bulls. The camera cuts to a close-up of Furrball as he licks his lips, then to a view of Arnold jumping on a trampoline and making poses while airborne. It then cuts to a view of the fence, focusing on Arnold as he jumps over it. The first time he jumps, he is alone, the second time, Furrball is chomping on his right arm, and the third time, Furrball is comping on his left leg. The camera then cuts to a view of them both on the ground as Arnold is holding Furrball in his right hand and pointing at him with his left)

Arnold: "Hear me tomorrow, and listen to me next thursday,"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view, then to a view of a cut-out in the fence as Arnold pushes it away, revealing a hole. It then cuts back to Arnold and Furrball)

Arnold: "You wimpy baby nothing!"

(Arnold pushes Furrball through the hole in the fence, causing him to lose his fur. The camera cuts to a view of the other side of the fence as Furrball meows weakly and his fur falls on top of him, then zooms out as Arnold looks at him from above)

Arnold: "Let that be a lesson to you."

(Arnold uses the loose board in the fence to whack Furrball away. The screen transitions to a view of Furrball, who is wearing a chef's hat, holding a pepper shaker in his left hand and a spatula in his right, and being lifted by a balloon. The camera then cuts to a view of Arnold, who is now asleep in his lawn chair as Furrball flies towards him, then to a view of Furrball as he floats above, meowing rhythmically while pouring pepper on Arnold, until a tree branch pops his balloon, causing him to fall. The camera then cuts to a view of Arnold as Furrball lands on him, then the pepper shaker bounces off Arnold's nose and lands in Furrball's left hand. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Furrball meowing nervously while pouring pepper on Arnold, until Arnold grabs him)

Arnold: "Kitty cat, read my lips and smell my breath."

(The camera cuts to a view of Arnold holding Furrball in his right hand)

Arnold: "If I see you again, I'm gonna pump you up!"

(As Arnold talks to Furrball, he inflates him. The camera cuts to a view of Furrball as he deflates, flying across Arnold's yard, then to a view of Arnold as he applies tanning oil. It then cuts to a view of the ground moving, focusing on it until it reaches Arnold's table. Furrball pops out of the ground, then the camera cuts to a view of the tanning oil and zooms in as Furrball replaces it with a bottle that says, ACME PIT BULL HOT SAUCE. Arnold takes the bottle, then the camera cuts to a view of him as he applies a single drop of hot sauce to his right hand. He then sniffs the bottle, then the camera moves to the left side of the screen as Arnold pulls Furrball out of the ground and pours the hot sauce into his mouth. He drops Furrball back into the hole, and the camera cuts to a view of the hole as a booming sound effect is heard. It zooms out as Furrball flies out of the hole, landing in the city and exploding. The screen then transitions to an open box that says, ACME PORTABLE MICROWAVE COOKER, then the camera cuts to a view of Furrball holding the Acme Portable Microwave cooker, and moves to the right side of the screen, where two eggs are standing on a rock. Furrball zaps the eggs, turning them into a pair of yolks. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Furrball as he laughs evilly, then the screen transitions to a view of him climbing a ladder behind Arnold's fence. The camera then cuts to a close-up of the Acme Portable Microwave Cooker as Furrball sets it, first past FRIED EGGS, then past BOILED CARROTS, until he stops at ROAST PIT BULL. The camera cuts back to the previous view as Furrball prepares to zap Arnold, then it cuts to Arnold, who is laying on an ACME Tan-O-Mat tanning bed. Arnold lifts the lid, causing Furrball's ray to reflect off it, then the camera cuts back to Furrball, who ends up getting zapped. He turns into a pile of ash, which then disintegrates. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Arnold as he walks up to him)

Arnold: "You crazy kitty!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Furrball, who is now back to normal, and zooms out on him)

Arnold: "Why would you ever want to eat a pit bull, anyway?"

(A thought balloon appears on the right of the screen, showing Furrball being zapped at the Acme Schtick Center. The thought balloon then shows Sweetie pressing a button under a sign that says, EAT PIT BULL. The thought balloon pops, and Furrball meows with an idea. The camera cuts to a view of him standing next to Arnold as he grabs his hands and drags him. The screen then transitions to a view outside the Acme Schtick Center as they go inside. The camera then cuts to a view of the park and zooms in on the tree, then cuts to a view of an egg in a nest. The egg hatches, revealing Sweetie sitting on a chair inside)

Sweetie: "Ahhh, with Furrball out of the way, I've had nothing but peace and quiet."

(A shadow appears over Sweetie. The camera cuts to an opposing view, revealing Arnold in a helicopter, and zooms out)

Arnold: "Birdies, birdies, love little birdies. Got to eat birdies!"

(Sweetie flies out of the way as Arnold chomps on the tree branch. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as he spits the branch out and chases after Sweetie. It then cuts to a view of him chasing Sweetie across the city)

Arnold: "Birdie soup! Birdie stew!"

(The camera moves to the right side of the screen, until it reaches Furrball, who is standing next to a piles of leaves as he witnesses the event)

Buster (heard offscreen): "And Furrball's been reporgrammed."

Babs (heard offscreen): "Now, he's a strict vegetarian."

(The camera continues to move to the right side of the screen, revealing a sign that says, BEWARE OF POISON IVY. The screen fades to black, ending Act Three)

Act Three

COMING SOON

Duck in the Muck

COMING SOON