The rides at HappyWorldLand include:
- The Tooth Ferry, a monorail whose cars are shaped like teeth, and the station is shaped like a giant mouth. This monorail gives the guests a tour of the park.
- The Legendary Happy Go Pukey Ride
- Happy Feet
- The Gargle
- The Happy Crasher
- Pressure Fun! The Happy Centrifuge
- Slap Happy Harmless Fun
- The Stairway to Heaven
- The Bullet Train to Heck
Theme Song Lyrics
Where the fun doesn't stop at only 80 bucks a Pop,
In beautiful HappyWorldLand!
Welcome to a land where the fun never stops,
We have six thrill rides and four hundred gift shops,
The smiles are always rosy, the sky is always blue,
This is Happyworldland, where all your dreams come true!