"The Mongols cancelled. Sore throat."
Dizzy Devil is chosen for the first act
" A Dizzy Devil cartoon!"
" Buster and Babs are secretly disappointed that Dizzy got chosen instead of them."
Elmyra choking the life of a woodland creature
Elmyra sneezes and her hair flies off her head
Dizzy sees Elmyra as a tasty morsel
Elmyra thinks Dizzy is a "puppy"
"If you were my puppy, I'd feed you big, juicy steaks, and tasty bones, and yummy meat byproducts!"
Hubie and Bertie attempt a jailbreak
Dizzy accidentally bits his own hands
Elmyra plays with a rubber dog toy
While looking for a can of puppy food, Elmyra accidentally grabs a can of Acme Nuke-o Jalapeno Peppers
Dizzy realizes he just ate a can of Acme Nuke-O Jalapeno Peppers
The Psycho-esque shower scene
"Gracious, Puppy, if you wanted a bath, you should've said so!"
Dizzy looks like a poodle after Elmyra showers and shaves him
"I lose more puppies that way."
"Oh, it's time for a Furrball cartoon."
"Oh, goody. Heh heh."
Well, it's not food, but this will look good on me!
Furrball tests out his new pair of 3D glasses
A Bird cage in Furrball's mouth
Detach, you stupid glasses!
Who dares trespass into my junkyard?!?!?
Could it be? Yes! I finally got those darn glasses off! Woo-hoo!
Unfortunately for Furrball, the Junkyard Dog is now wearing the 3D glasses
Thanks to the Junkyard Dog wearing the rejected 3D glasses, Furrball is now dog food
Buster and Babs are chosen for the third and final act
"Oh, I don't believe it! It's a Babs and Buster cartoon!"
"Who'd've thunk it?"
"This is a complete surprise, kids."
Monty literally takes candy from a baby
"Only one of these three will be the big winner on..."
"Anybody got a band-aid?"
"My name's Montana Max, and I win! Get it?"
"Got it."
"Good!"
"Namibia doesn't even have a President! Something tells me this game is rigged!"
"Oh. What was your first clue?"
Blink Winkleman & Babs Bunny
"Weenie Burgers are so much fun to eat, if you look real hard, you might even find the meat!"
Buster as Fink Winklebunny
"Two letters are missing from the name of this famous cartoon character."
"Hey, wait a minute, this is my show!"
Gag Credit: Elmyra Fan Club President - Chuck Harvey