Elephant Issues/Transcript[]
Act One[]
(The episode begins in Wackyland, complete with a twisted checkerboard road, a floating leafless tree, a red door, a giant fish, five floating eyeballs, and an island with a WELCOM TO WACKY LAND sign on it. The fish gurgles and Gogo floats from the left side of the screen to the right, spinning his head and imitating a siren. He then comes back and moves from the right side of the screen to the left, dressed like a Scotsman and playing Old MacDonald Had a Farm on the bagpipes. He then returns, dressed in his normal attire, and the camera focuses on him as he jumps into the air, then floats down with his umbrella open, holding two American flags. Three Cheers For the Red, White, and Blue plays as he floats down, and fireworks go off in the background. Gogo lands and turns away from the camera, showing his tail feathers, which have THE END written on them. He looks at the camera, and the screen irises out on him. Two workers then take the black screen away, revealing it all to be in a studio. Director Byron Vaughns is sitting in a director's chair as Gogo is handed his robe by a staff member)
Gogo: "How was that, Byron?"
Byron Vaughns: "Pathetic."
Gogo: "Thank you. Ahhh, there."
(The staff member puts Gogo's robe on and he walks away. The camera focuses on Gogo as he walks down the studio, until he reaches his dressing room. It zooms in on him as he opens the door and goes inside)
Gogo (to the viewers): "So good of you to drop by. Every so often, I like taking a break from my wackiness,"
(The camera cuts to a view inside the dressing room as Gogo appears onscreen)
Gogo: "To ponder today's relevant issues."
(An Elephant appears, holding a box of tissues. Gogo stares in shock)
Elephant: "Did you say 'Elephant Tissues'?"
Gogo: "Oh, no!" (As he stuffs The Elephant into his dresser drawer) "None of your tomfoolery!" (To the viewers, as he sits down in his chair) "Seriously, today we take a Tiny Toon look at burning issues in a fruitless attempt to win another Emmy."
(The drawer opens. The Elephant holds a box of burning tissues)
Elephant: "Burning tissues coming up!"
(Gogo transforms into a fire extinguisher and extinguishes the tissues. He closes the drawer and transforms back to his normal form. He giggles, and the screen fades to black)
Why Dizzy Can't Read[]
(The title card is shown, which shows Dizzy sitting at a chair, wearing a dunce cap and reading a book with the episode's title on the cover. The screen fades to black, then to a view outside Acme Looniversity. The camera moves to the right side of the screen, then zooms in on the Acme Auditorium. It then transitions to a view inside. From left to right, Mary Melody, Montana Max, Buster, Dizzy, Babs, Elmyra, and Fifi are standing on the stage holding up their scripts. Bugs is sitting in the bleachers opposite them)
Bugs: "Eh, now today, you're gonna perform a classic scene of toonery,"
(The camera cuts to an opposing view, revealing Bugs to be holding a script)
Bugs: "In which, yours truly outwits the Tasmanian Devil."
(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Mary, Monty, Buster, Dizzy, and Babs standing on the stage)
Bugs (heard offscreen):" Buster, you'll attempt to portray me,"
(Buster is excited when he hears this. The other students stare at him with their mouths open. The camera cuts to an opposing view of Babs and Dizzy on stage as they look at Bugs)
Bugs: "And Dizzy, eh, you'll play Tazzie."
(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Buster, Dizzy, and Babs on stage)
Bugs (heard offscreen): "Now, let's start with your line at the top of the page, Diz."
Dizzy: "Uh…"
Bugs (heard offscreen): "Uh, Dizzy,"
(The camera cuts to a view of Bugs sitting in the bleachers)
Bugs: "Whenever you're ready."
(The camera cuts back to the previous view as Dizzy struggles to find his line)
Buster (as he points to Dizzy's script) : "It's right there, Diz." (Imitating Taz) "What for you bury me in the cold, cold ground?"
Dizzy (as he pushes Buster): "Me know." (as the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him) "Me want to make sure me get it just right." (as he tries to read the script and Babs looks over his shoulder) "What, um, uh, What, eh…"
(The camera cuts back to the previous view as Babs snatches Dizzy's script from him)
Babs: "Let me take a look at that script."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Babs as she looks over Dizzy's script)
Babs: "Oh, I've found the problemo! You've got the darn thing turned upside down!"
(Dizzy looks over Babs' shoulder. The camera cuts back to the previous view as Babs stands on her ears. Buster and Dizzy stare at her as she does)
Babs: "Here's the way to do the scene."
(The camera cuts to a view of Mary Melody and Montana Max laughing, then to a view of Dizzy, who turns around to face them. It then cuts to a view of Elmyra and Fifi laughing, then back to Dizzy, who turns around to face them, and stares in shock. The camera zooms in on him as rings form around his eyes, then it cuts to a view of him in a spotlight as the heads on Mary, Monty, Babs, Fifi, and Elmyra continue laughing, followed by a view of a rather irritated Bugs. The camera then cuts back to Buster, Babs, and Dizzy as Dizzy takes his script back from Babs and tosses it into the air)
Dizzy: "Me hate this class! Me hate school!"
(Dizzy spins away. The camera cuts to a side view as Dizzy spins through the door, surprisingly not damaging it and Bugs and the students stare at him. It zooms out, then cuts to a view of Bugs, who is holding a carrot)
Bugs: "Eh, do I get my check now? My scene's over."
(The screen transitions to the next scene in the forest. Buster and Babs are seen walking from a distance)
Babs: "Didn't this same plot line happen to Tootie on The Facts of Life?"
Buster: "Rope it in, Babs. Imagine, Poor Dizzy not being able to read."
Babs (As she grabs Buster by his left arm and pulls him away) "Come on, let's see if we can help the little devil."
(Buster tries to free himself from Babs' grip, but with no luck, so he reaches out to the left side of the screen with his right arm, pulling away the film celluloid and using it and a transition to the next scene, where he and Babs are standing outside Dizzy's cave that evening)
Babs: "Hello!"
(The camera cuts to an opposing view inside Dizzy's cave, focusing on Buster and Babs as they walk towards him)
Babs: "Dizzy! I hope you don't mind our just barging in like this!"
Buster: "Yoo-hoo! Diz?"
(The sound of a remote control clicking is heard. Buster and Babs stare in shock as the camera moves to the right side of the screen, revealing Dizzy sitting on his stone bed clicking a remote. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as he presses a button, then to an opposing view of many television sets as they turn on. Three kids are shown on them, rapping in a commercial for Gruel candy bars)
Kids (rapping): "You've been working all day at your too-cool school, you've earned a break, so eat some Gruel!"
(As the kids continue rapping, the camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Buster and Babs as they walk up to Dizzy, then to a zoomed-in view, followed by a view of one of the television sets)
Kids (rapping): "Gruel is tasty, Gruel is death, Eat this stuff, you won't have any teeth left!"
(Sure enough, one of the kids eats a Gruel candy bar, then opens his mouth to reveal his teeth falling out. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out side view. An instrumental of the Tiny Toon Adventures theme song plays as the WB logo appears on the TV screens)
Announcer: "Coming up next, it's your favorite show, Tiny Toons!"
(The camera cuts back to the previous view as the WB logo disappears and the Tiny Toon Adventures logo appears in its place, complete with Buster and Babs inside it. After that, the TV screen transitions to a view of Plucky dressed like a prisoner, complete with his foot in a ball-and-chain and him holding a sledgehammer in his left hand)
Announcer: "In today's wacky episode, Plucky Duck's thrown into a Turkish prison!"
(Plucky lifts his hat as the words, PLUCKY'S TURKISH PRISON appear above him. The camera cuts to a view of Buster, Babs, and Dizzy)
Babs: "Oh, no!"
(Babs grabs a lamp sitting on the nightstand next to Dizzy's bed and tosses it at the TV. The camera shakes and a crash sound effect is heard, then the camera cuts to a view of the multiple TVs, revealing the biggest one to have been smashed by the lamp. It then cuts to a view of Buster and Babs)
Babs: "I hate the way they drew me in that episode." (As the camera zooms in on her) "I hate the way they drew me in this episode, too."
(The camera cuts to an opposing zoomed-out view as Dizzy continues clicking his remote at his TVs, despite the biggest one being smashed by the lamp)
Buster: "No wonder he can't read; he's watching TV all the time!"
(The camera cuts to an overhead view of Dizzy as Buster and Babs walk up to him. It then cuts to a normal view of him)
Babs: "Hmmm. Hello? Earth to Dizzy!"
(The camera cuts to a view of one of Dizzy's TVs, which has transformed into a monster)
TV Monster: "Watch TV, Dizzy."
(The camera cuts to a side view as Dizzy is pulled in a trance by the TV Monster)
TV Monster: "Don't read boring, stupid books."
(Buster and Babs grab Dizzy and hold him back. The camera zooms in on them, then focuses on them as they have a hard time holding Dizzy back. They grunt as Dizzy continues pulling them)
TV Monster (heard offscreen): "TV is good for you."
(Buster and Babs lose their grip on Dizzy. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Dizzy floats towards the TV monster. The TV monster is about to chomp on Dizzy, but Babs pulls him back just in time. The camera moves over to the right side of the screen as Buster runs up to the electrical cord and prepares to pull it)
TV Monster: "No-o-o-o-o!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of the cord as Buster pulls it out of the socket, then to a view of the TV Monster)
TV Monster: "But Cosby's on next!"
(The TV monster shuts off. Buster appears on the right side of the screen, winking and giving a thumbs-up. The camera cuts to a view of Babs standing next to Dizzy)
Babs (imitating Bill Cosby): "Now, Diz, it's important to read because reading could save your life."
(The screen transitions to an imagine spot. In the spot, Dizzy is riding his bicycle down the forest path, with a TV set in the basket. The camera then cuts to an opposing view, revealing Buster in the Tiny Toon Adventures logo as Dizzy watches it)
Babs (imitating Bill Cosby, heard offscreen): "Say, you're riding your bike down the street and you're watching a TV,"
(The camera cuts to a view of a STOP sign and zooms out on it)
Babs (imitating Bill Cosby, heard offscreen): "You don't see a stop sign, and before you know it, whap!"
(Dizzy rides past the sign, then a car crash is heard offscreen, causing the sign to shake. The screen then transitions to a sign with lights that say, WALK on the top, and DON'T WALK on the bottom. The sign changes from WALK to DON'T WALK)
Babs (imitating Bill Cosby, heard offscreen): "You're injured. Or you're walking down the street,"
(The camera cuts to a view of Dizzy as he watches a TV, ignores the sign, and wanders into the crosswalk)
Babs (imitating Bill Cosby, heard offscreen): "And don't look at the sign, and before you know it,"
(After Dizzy walks offscreen, a truck horn is heard, followed by a crash. The sign shakes, then the screen transitions to a view of a house surrounded by a brick wall and a wooden fence. On the wall next to the fence is a sign that says, BEWARE OF DOG!)
Babs (imitating Bill Cosby, heard offscreen): "You're injured again. Or you wander into the neighbor's yard,"
(Dizzy, who is still watching TV, wanders into the yard. The sound of a dog attacking him is heard and dust clouds can be seen as the screen shakes)
Babs (imitating Bill Cosby, heard offscreen): "They have a dog. If you read the sign, you would have known, man! Read!"
(The screen transitions back to Babs and Dizzy in Dizzy's cave. Dizzy walks away from Babs, then the camera cuts to a view of him sitting in a stone chair, reaching through a cookie jar)
Buster (heard offscreen): "What's he doing now?"
(Dizzy pulls out a wrist TV. The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Babs together
Babs: "A wrist TV."
(Buster and Babs walk away. The camera briefly cuts to a view of Dizzy watching the wrist TV, then to a view of Buster and Babs as Buster removes his backpack , revealing it to be filled with books)
Buster: "Oh, well. If he's not gonna hit the books,"
(Buster tosses his backpack aside as Babs walks away. The camera cuts to a view of Dizzy, who is watching his wrist TV while holding a bowl of popcorn. It focuses on one of Buster's books as it hits Dizzy, knocking him out of his chair and causing him to spill the popcorn)
Dizzy: "Ow!"
(The camera cuts to a close-up of Dizzy in front of a hypnotic background)
Dizzy: "Me so dizzy, me head be spinning!"
(The screen transitions to a view of a book with the words, FAIRY TALES on the front cover. The camera zooms in on it as it opens, until it reaches the Little Jack Horner page. On the page is Montana Max dressed like Little Jack Horner, sitting on a stool next to a Christmas Tree, with a pie in his lap. The words, Little Jack Horner Sat in a corner Eating his Christmas Pie He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum. are above him)
Nursery Rhyme Voices: "Little Jack Horner Sat in a corner, eating his Christmas Pie."
(The camera cuts to a view of Dizzy as he climbs up to the word, 'PLUM. All the letters are now capitalized)
Nursery Rhyme Voices: "He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a…"
Dizzy (as he points to the word, PLUM): "P-L-U-M. Plum."
Nursery Rhyme Voices: "And said, What a good boy am I!"
(The camera moves downwards as Monty is about to eat the plum on his thumb. Dizzy emerges from the Christmas tree and chomps on Monty's thumb. He then snatches the Pie from Monty and eats it. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Monty runs away. Dizzy jumps off the tree and turns the page, revealing it to be the Mary Had a Little Lamb page. On the page is Mary Melody, dressed as Mary, petting a lamb. Below her are the words, MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB ITS FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW.)
Nursery Rhyme Voices: "Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow."
(Dizzy spins up to the page. He points to the word, LAMB)
Dizzy: "L-A-M-B. Lamb."
(The Lamb bleats as Dizzy turns around. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Dizzy as he pulls out a knife and fork)
Dizzy: "Me like lamb, too. Medium rare."
(Dizzy starts spinning. The camera cuts to a view of him chasing the lamb away from Mary, then the screen transitions to a view of Dizzy in his cave as he awakens from his fantasy. In front of him is a book with the words, THE GINGER BREAD MAN on the front cover. He picks up the book and is about to read it, when he hears a familiar voice)
Wrist TV Monster (heard offscreen): "Dizzy, don't read!
(The camera cuts to a view of the Wrist TV, who has transformed into a monster)
Wrist TV Monster: "Watch TV!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Dizzy as the Wrist TV slithers up to him)
Dizzy: "Me rather read about food, like Gingerbread Man!"
(Dizzy smacks the wrist TV and starts reading)
Dizzy: "Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"
(The screen transitions to a view outside the Acme Looniverity entrance as Buster and Babs hopelessly walk up to it)
Buster: "Poor Diz!"
(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Buster and Babs, then to a zoomed-in view of them)
Babs: "Another poor soul lost to the boob tube."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Buster and Babs, who suddenly stop with surprised expressions on their faces as they hear Dizzy)
Dizzy: "You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"
(Buster and Babs turn their attention to Dizzy)
Babs: "Is that Dizzy?"
Buster: "Come on!"
(Buster grabs Babs by her right hand and pulls her along. The camera cuts to a view of Dizzy sitting on a stool, reading The Gingerbread Man to some other toons)
Dizzy: "Recipe for a Gingerbread man,"
(The camera zooms out, revealing Sweetie, Sneezer, Fowlmouth, Calamity, Gogo, and a white rabbit listening to the story. Buster and Babs are watching him from the window.)
Dizzy: "Mix together two eggs, ginger, flour, molasses,"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Dizzy)
Dizzy: "And place in a pre-heated 375 degree oven, and cook until done."
(The camera cuts to a view of Sweetie and Sneezer, who applaud. It then cuts to a side view of Dizzy as Buster and Babs watch him from the window)
Dizzy: "Hiya, bunnies! And thanks, me like reading now!"
(Dizzy points to his book. The camera cuts to an opposing view outside as Buster and Babs turn around)
Babs: "Who knew?"
(The screen transitions to a view of several kids in their living rooms, reading books. The camera moves to the right side of the screen, where a television set is. Dizzy appears on the screen and turns off the TV as the screen irises out on him, ending Act One)
Act Two[]
(The second act begins with a view of Gogo in his dressing room, where he is wearing a black jacket and black shoes)
Gogo: "Ahem. Oh, yes, we're back."
(As Gogo talks, the camera focuses on him as he walks up to a globe)
Gogo: "You know, getting along with different people is one of the more pressing issues of life."
(Gogo spins the globe. The Elephant appears, holding a stack of issues of Life magazine)
Elephant: "Issues of Life, hot off the press!"
(The Elephant tosses the stack of magazines on top of Gogo. The camera zooms in on the stack of magazines, then cuts to a close-up, revealing Gogo to be on the front cover. Above him are the words, LIFE CALL HIM WACKY)
Gogo: "Now, for our next cartoon."
(The screen fades to black)
C.L.I.D.E. and Prejudice[]
(The title card is shown, which shows a silhouette of Montana Max holding a knife over a silhouette of C.L.I.D.E.. The screen fades to black, then to a view inside Foghorn Leghorn's classroom. The students are sitting at their desks, and Foghorn is dressed in a lab coat. A Toon is strapped to a table next to him)
Foghorn: "Now, in this here, I say, in this here laboratory,"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Foghorn and the Toon)
Foghorn: "We dissect jokes. Cut em' open and find out what they're made of."
(The camera cuts to a further zoomed-in view of Foghorn and the Toon)
Foghorn (as he pulls the Toon's rib bone out): "Separate the rib from the tickler."
(Foghorn tickles the rib bone and the toon laughs hysterically)
Foghorn: "Hey, I almost made a funny there! Humor, that is."
(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky sitting at his desk)
Plucky: "Why must I endure these lame-o lectures?"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky. A squeaking sound is heard and Plucky looks around for the source of the squeak. The camera cuts to an opposing view as Plucky looks down at C.L.I.D.E., the new robot student, then to an opposing view of Plucky and Shirley as they look at him)
Plucky: "Hey, get a load of Robo-Tot!"
(Monty walks up to them)
Monty: "He looks like the cover boy for Better Homes and Grease Guns!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky, Monty, Babs, Fifi, and Calamity as they all laugh. It then cuts to a view of a nervous C.L.I.D.E., who looks around, followed by a view of the students as Foghorn walks up to C.L.I.D.E. and pushes Monty aside)
Foghorn: "Quiet, now, quiet, I say! You got your jaws flappin' so much, your gums are about to get sunburned!"
(Buster walks up to Foghorn and C.L.I.D.E.)
Buster: "You'll, uh, have to excuse my friends here."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster and C.L.I.D.E.)
Buster: "They're not used to, uh, whatever it is you are."
(Buster shakes C.L.I.D.E.'s hand. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of C.L.I.D.E.)
C.L.I.D.E.: "Hello, Dave. My name is C.L.I.D.E."
(The camera cuts to a view of Monty sitting at his desk)
Monty: "A junk heap like that should be called 'C.L.O.D.'! What a freakazoid!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster, C.L.I.D.E., and Foghorn as Plucky, Monty, and Calamity all laugh at C.L.I.D.E. Buster looks at them with an irritated expression on his face, then the camera cuts to an opposing zoomed-in view of C.L.I.D.E.)
C.L.I.D.E.: "The ugly gap-toothed boy child disturbs me, Dave."
(The camera cuts to a view of C.L.I.D.E.'s body as he presses a button on his chest. It opens a door, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as a TV screen protrudes from C.L.I.D.E.'s body)
C.L.I.D.E.: "C.L.I.D.E. stands for,"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of C.L.I.D.E.'s TV screen, revealing the words, CYBERNETIC LASER IONIZED DIGITAL ENTITY to appear on it in descending order)
C.L.I.D.E.: "Cybernetic Laser Ionized Digital Entity, Dave. Watch me lambada."
(The words disappear and computer graphics of C.L.I.D.E. appear in their place. The camera cuts to a view of Plucky sitting at his desk)
Plucky: "Hmmm. Kids, this may be a good time to get a cheese sandwich)
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster looking at C.L.I.D.E's TV screen as C.L.I.D.E. puts it back in his body)
C.L.I.D.E.: "I also breakdance, Dave."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Buster, C.L.I.D.E., Foghorn, and Plucky)
Plucky: "You must be searching for the Fred Astaire Dance Studio." (as he gets out of his desk) "It's just a quick stroll up the street."
(The camera cuts to an opposing zoomed-in view of C.L.I.D.E. as his antennae light up)
C.L.I.D.E.: "Oh, that's incorrect, Dave. But thanks for playing our game. I've just enrolled in Acme Looniversity."
(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Buster and Plucky look at C.L.I.D.E.)
Buster: "C.L.I.D.E. signed on for the semester."
(The camera cuts back to the previous view as C.L.I.D.E.'s antennae light up again)
C.L.I.D.E.: "Good answer, Dave. Now for Final Jeopardy."
(The camera cuts to an opposing zoomed-out view of Buster, Plucky, Foghorn, and C.L.I.D.E.)
Foghorn: "All right now, everybody, back to work."
(Foghorn walks away. The camera cuts to a view of Monty at his desk as Foghorn walks past it)
Foghorn: "Uh, uh, C.L.I.D.E., uh, uh, you take this seat up here."
(Foghorn points to the desk in front of Monty's as C.L.I.D.E. follows him. Monty looks at C.L.I.D.E with a nasty grin)
C.L.I.D.E.": "Thank you, Dave."
(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Monty pulls C.L.I.D.E.'s chair back)
C.L.I.D.E.: "I'd like to buy a vowel."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of C.L.I.D.E.'s chair as Monty puts a buzzer in it and laughs evilly. It then cuts back to the previous view as C.L.I.D.E. sits down and gets buzzed into the air, followed by a view of Foghorn writing at the chalkboard)
Foghorn: "For a sure-fire belly laugh, noth, I say, nothin' works better than the element of…"
(C.L.I.D.E. falls and lands on Foghorn, surrounding them in a cloud of dust. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of them as the dust clears)
Foghorn (wearily): "Surprise."
C.L.I.D.E.: "Bingo."
(The screen transitions to a view outside Acme Looniversity, and the camera moves to the right side of the screen, where the cafeteria is. It zooms in on the cafeteria, then cuts to a view inside, where Monty, Plucky, Fifi, Dizzy, Shirley, and Hamton are eating a green slop. It then cuts to a zoomed-in side view of Plucky, Hamton, and Shirley as Plucky puts his fork in the green slop)
Plucky: "Hmmm. Green Eggs and Spam. The mess hall must be using the Dr. Seuss cookbook again."
(The camera cuts to a view of the doorway.. Monty is sitting at his table, drinking a beverage while C.L.I.D.E. enters, holding a tray.)
C.L.I.D.E. (as he walks past Monty): "C.L.I.D.E. the Robot, come on down!"
(The camera cuts to a view of C.L.I.D.E.'s tray, revealing it to have a bottle of oil, some bolts, and a light bulb)
C.L.I.D.E.: "The password is 'lunch'."
(the camera cuts to a view of Plucky, Hamton, and Shirley as C.L.I.D.E. walks up to them)
Plucky: "Those metal bolts look a lot better than the green slop I'm eating."
(Monty runs up to C.L.I.D.E., Plucky, Hamton, and Shirley, and pushes Plucky aside)
Monty: "Sorry, pal. This seat is taken!"
C.L.I.D.E. (as he walks over to Hamton): "Hamton to block."
(Monty runs up to Hamton and pushes him aside)
Monty: "Next time, call for a reservation. Ha ha!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of C.L.I.D.E. and Monty)
C.L.I.D.E.: "Most of our contestants stay at the Essax house,"
(The camera cuts to a side view of Plucky, Fifi, Shirley, Hamton, Monty, and C.L.I.D.E. as C.L.I.D.E sits next to Monty)
C.L.I.D.E.: "Overlooking beautiful Central Park."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view as Monty looks at a button on C.L.I.D.E.'s back. It then cuts to a close-up of the button as Monty presses it)
C.L.I.D.E.: "I'll take Potent Potables for 100."
(The camera cuts to an opposing view as C.L.I.D.E. drinks his oil. His antennae light up and his head spins as he spits oil. The camera moves to the left side of the screen, until it reaches Plucky, then zooms in on him as the oil C.L.I.D.E. spits out lands on him. He pulls out a napkin to wipe the oil off)
Plucky: Thanks for sharing."
(The camera cuts to a view of Monty laughing evilly at C.L.I.D.E., who is sitting next to him. He suddenly stops laughing)
Monty: "Huh?"
(Monty looks down at his shirt, revealing it has an oil stain on it. He turns to C.L.I.D.E.)
Monty: "Look what you've done, you cordless weenie roaster! All over my new Dacron Dickie! That tears it!"
(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Monty, C.L.I.D.E., Plucky, Hamton, and Shirley as Monty leaves the table)
Monty: "I told you guys tis robot was nothing but a C.L.O.D.!"
C.L.I.D.E. (as Plucky, Shirley, and Hamton leave): "But Dave, don't you want your lovely parting gifts?"
(The camera cuts to an opposing view of C.L.I.D.E. sitting alone. It zooms out on him as a tumbleweed tumbles by)
C.L.I.D.E.: "We are experiencing technical difficulties."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of C.L.I.D.E., who is now looking sad)
Buster (heard offscreen): "Is this seat taken?"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out side view as Buster walks up to C.L.I.D.E., holding a yellow lunch box in his right hand)
C.L.I.D.E.: "Things you say on the bus."
Buster (as he opens his lunch box): "I'm starvin'. Want a carrot?"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of C.L.I.D.E.. Buster hands him a carrot, but C.L.I.D.E. is unable to eat it)
C.L.I.D.E.: "Things rabbits always say."
(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Buster as he pulls another carrot out of his lunchbox)
Buster: "Yeah, whatever. Uh, I have a question for Bachelor number two." (He chomps his carrot) "So, uh, how do you like it at Acme Loo?"
(The camera cuts back to C.L.I.D.E. as he puts his carrot down and gives a confused expression)
C.L.I.D.E.: "I don't understand the rules, Dave."
(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Buster)
Buster: "Uh, there are no rules, just be your robot self."
(The camera cuts back to C.L.I.D.E., who gives a sad expression)
C.L.I.D.E.: "I don't want to be a robot, Dave. I want to be popular."
(The camera cuts to a side view of Buster and C.L.I.D.E. together)
Buster: "But…"
C.L.I.D.E. (as he pleads to Buster): "Just like you."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster and zooms out on him)
Buster: "But…"
C.L.I.D.E. (as he wraps his arms around Buster): "Please?"
Buster (as C.L.I.D.E. grabs his shirt): "I guess I could try." (To the viewers) "What can I say? I'm a role model."
(The screen transitions to the next scene, which takes place outside a door that says, WARDROBE on the window. The door opens, and Buster looks around. He then comes out, dragging C.L.I.D.E., who is dressed like him, complete with long blue ears, red long-sleeved shirt, and blue rabbit feet)
C.L.I.D.E.: "This is more fun than a robot ought to have!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Monty looking from the walls as Buster and C.L.I.D.E. can be seen in the distance)
Buster: "Hey, trust me."
(Monty runs away. The camera cuts to a view inside the closet, focusing on Monty as he walks through it, until he reaches a lever)
Monty: "Nobody stains my dickie and gets away with it! That's why I bought…"
(Monty pulls the lever, and S.N.I.D.E., a large, muscular, blue and black robot with red eyes appears)
Monty: "S.N.I.D.E.; Super New and Improved Droid Eradicator. He's gonna make mincemeat out of that chump!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Monty as he pulls out a remote control)
Monty: "And the best part is, it came with a 99¢ rebate."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view as Monty presses the button on his remote. It then cuts to a zoomed-out view of Monty standing next to S.N.I.D.E.)
Monty: "Go get him!"
(S.N.I.D.E. does nothing)
Monty: "Huh? Now what's wrong?"
(Monty runs up S.N.I.D.E.. The camera cuts to a view of S.N.I.D.E.'s head as Monty opens it up and programs S.N.I.D.E.)
Monty: "Ah, here it is. I forgot to program it. 'Attack nearest geek'."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as S.N.I.D.E. chomps on Monty, leaving only his legs visible as he lands. However, Monty pulls his head and body out of his legs, and runs away as S.N.I.D.E. is about to chomp him again)
Monty: "Help!"
(The camera cuts to a view of the hallway as Monty runs around the corner)
Monty: "Not me!"
(The camera cuts to a side view of Monty, focusing on him as he runs past the lockers, until he runs past Buster and C.L.I.D.E.)
C.L.I.D.E.: "Time to party, C.L.I.D.E. style!"
(S.N.I.D.E. runs past Buster and C.L.I.D.E. as C.L.I.D.E. spins and removes his Buster costume)
C.L.I.D.E.: "And you win," (as he presses a button on his wrist and transforms into a race car) "A brand-new car, with dual automatic transmission, front-wheel drive, and rich Corinthian leather."
(The camera cuts to a view of S.N.I.D.E as he continues to chase Monty, then to a close-up of his face. It then cuts to an overhead view as Monty continues to run away in fear, then to a view of C.L.I.D.E. as he races down the hall)
C.L.I.D.E.: "And rack and pinion steering."
(The camera cuts back to Monty and S.N.I.D.E. as S.N.I.D.E. continues chasing Monty. C.L.I.D.E. follows them)
C.L.I.D.E.: "And that's not all."
(The camera cuts to a side view of Monty and S.N.I.D.E as S.N.I.D.E continues chasing Monty. C.L.I.D.E. catches up to them)
C.L.I.D.E.: "Tell him what else he's won." (as he transforms into an airplane) "Well, Dave, it's a lear jet."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of C.L.I.D.E. flying above S.N.I.D.E. and knocking on his head with an arm protruding from underneath. It reaches in, then pulls out a sign that says, LOOK OUT AHEAD)
C.L.I.D.E.: "Look out ahead, Dave."
(C.L.I.D.E. pulls in his arm as S.N.I.D.E. stares in shock. The camera then cuts to a view of a wall as C.L.I.D.E. grabs Monty and pulls him away from S.N.I.D.E. just in time as S.N.I.D.E. slams into the wall. The camera then cuts to a view of C.L.I.D.E. flying across the hall, carrying Monty as the other students cheer, followed by a view of Babs, Plucky, Hamton, Shirley, Fifi, Mary, Sweetie, and Dizzy as they wave and cheer at C.L.I.D.E. and Monty above them. C.L.I.D.E. transforms back to his normal self and lands safely.)
C.L.I.D.E.: "Transportation provided by Air C.L.I.D.E.."
(The camera cuts to a view on the ground as Monty kisses C.L.I.D.E.'s right foot, then picks him up)
Monty: "Oh, you saved my life. You really taught me a lesson. Now I realize it's not what you look like on the outside, but who you are on the inside that counts."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of C.L.I.D.E.)
Monty: "Now I realize, that's the answer."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view)
C.L.I.D.E.: "Correct, Dave, but you didn't state it in the form of a question."
(C.L.I.D.E. transforms into an anvil and flattens Monty. The camera cuts to a view of Buster, who is holding a carrot in his right hand)
Buster: "I think this new kid's gonna fit in fine!"
(Buster chomps his carrot. The screen irises out on him, ending Act Two)
Act Three[]
(The third act begins with a view of Gogo sitting in his director's chair)
Gogo: "If all your friends did something foolish, would you join in?"
(The camera moves over to the left side of the screen. The Elephant appears, wearing flight goggles, and a tiny umbrella on a rope)
Elephant: "Hey, Gogo! We're all jumping off a cliff! It's cool!" (Laughs) "Everybody's doing it!"
(Gogo waves at The Elephant, who runs away as the camera moves back to the previous view)
Gogo: "Always retain your individuality. Never give in to peer pressure."
(The camera moves to the right side of the screen. The Elephant, who is heavily injured from the fall he took, returns wrapped in bandages, holding a live porcupine in his right hand and a crutch in his left)
Elephant: "Hey, Gogo! We're all gonna swallow live porcupines! It's cool!" (Laughs) "Everybody's doing it!"
(Gogo waves at The Elephant again, who leaves as the camera moves back to the previous view)
Gogo (as he gets out of his chair): "If something doesn't seem right, refrain. There's no need for you to follow the crowd."
(The camera moves to the left side of the screen again. The Elephant, who has made a surprisingly speedy recovery, returns, dressed in a toga and wearing various meats)
Elephant: "Hey, Gogo!" (Laughs) "We're all gonna wear cold cuts, and run through the lion pit, screaming 'Lunchtime'! It's cool, everybody's doing it!"
Gogo: "Now, that I can relate to!"
(The elephant leaves as the camera moves back to the previous view. Gogo removes his jacket and pulls out a steak, which he puts on his head)
Gogo: "Hey, guys! Wait for me!"
(Gogo runs off as the screen fades to black)
One Beer[]
(The title card is shown, which shows a freshly-opened bottle of beer on the left side of the screen and the title on the right. The screen fades to black, then to a view inside Hamton's refrigerator, where a bottle of beer is standing on a shelf)
Buster (heard offscreen as he opens the fridge): "What'll it be, boys? Juice? Milk? Soda?"
(After Buster opens the fridge, he pokes his head out. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him)
Buster: "Or…"
(The camera zooms-in on Buster, then cuts to a close-up of his eyes. His pupils turn into a pair of beer bottles)
Buster: "A cold one?"
(The camera cuts to a view inside the fridge as Plucky pokes his head out)
Plucky: "You mean?"
(Hamton appears and scoots in between Buster and Plucky)
Hamton: "That's beer!"
(The camera cuts to an opposing view and zooms in on the beer bottle. It then cuts to a slanted zoomed-in view of it as Buster picks it up and closes the fridge, followed by a view of him, Plucky, and Hamton together. It then cuts to a close-up of the beer bottle, with Plucky and Hamton's reflections in it)
Hamton: "What are you thinking, Buster?"
(Buster pulls the beer bottle away, revealing Plucky and Hamton to be behind it. The camera cuts back to the previous view)
Buster: "Let's drink it!"
(Buster walks away. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Plucky and Hamton)
Plucky and Hamton: "Drink it?!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Hamton, focusing on him as he walks up to Buster)
Hamton: "But Buster, this isn't like you!"
Buster: "I know, but in this episode, we're showing the evils of alcohol."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster. He looks at it with an evil grin as a pair of horns grow out of his head and in front of his ears. The horns disappear, and the camera cuts to a view of Buster, Plucky, and Hamton together)
Buster: "So, uh, don't you guys drink beer?"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky and Hamton)
Hamton: "Uh… only on a full stomach."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Buster, Plucky, and Hamton standing next to a door. Buster lifts his shirt and puts the beer bottle inside it)
Buster: "Well, what are we waitin' for?" (As he opens the door and walks outside) "Come on!"
(The screen transitions to the next scene, which shows us an overhead view of the Acme Forest. Buster, Plucky, and Hamton walk under the entrance, then the camera moves to the right side of the screen until it reaches a park bench. It then zooms in on the bench as Buster, Plucky, and Hamton walk up to it, then cuts to a view of the bench as they sit down on it. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view of the bench as Buster pulls the beer bottle out of his shirt)
Buster: "Ahhh, nectar of the hops!"
(A whistling sound is heard. Buster hides the beer bottle, pulls out a paddle ball, and starts playing with it. Plucky pulls out a yo-yo and starts playing with it. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view, revealing the whistler to be a police officer, who likely would have arrested the boys had he found out they were engaged in underage drinking. After the police officer walks past them, whistling and swinging his club, The camera cuts back to the previous view as Plucky and Hamton sigh with relief)
Hamton: "Gee, maybe we should just take it back."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Buster jumps off the park bench)
Buster: "Aw, stop being such a square pig, Hamton." (As he pulls the beer bottle out of his shirt) "What are you, yellow?"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster as he licks his right hand and grabs the top of the beer bottle. It then cuts to a close-up of the beer bottle as he turns the cap and a fizzing sound is heard. The camera cuts briefly to a view of Plucky and Hamton sitting on the park bench, then back to the previous view as Buster removes the cap from the beer bottle. It then cuts to a zoomed-out view of Buster, zooming out on him as Plucky runs up to him and takes the beer bottle from him)
Plucky: "Thanks lots!"
(Plucky is about to drink from the beer bottle, but before he can, he stops himself, reaches offscreen and pulls out Hamton)
Plucky: "Hamton!"
(Plucky hands Hamton the beer bottle, but he pushes it away)
Hamton: "I'm, uh… you first!"
Plucky (as he tosses the beer bottle to Buster): "Aaah! It was your idea!"
Buster (as he hands the beer bottle to Plucky and Hamton): "I dare you!"
Hamton (as he tosses the beer bottle back to Buster): "Darers always go first!"
(Buster sweats nervously as Plucky sets Hamton down)
Plucky: "Sheesh. Am I glad that's settled."
(The camera cuts to a view of the park bench as Buster sits down on it)
Buster: "All right!"
(The camera zooms in on Buster)
Buster: "Bottoms up!"
(Buster takes one sip of beer and immediately feels intoxicated)
Buster: "Ugh!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky and Hamton sitting on the park bench as Buster hands them the beer)
Buster: "Now you."
(Plucky snatches the bottle from Buster and takes one sip)
Plucky: "Uck!"
(Plucky hands the beer bottle to Hamton. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Hamton as he sniffs the bottle and takes one sip. He gulps, then the camera cuts to a further zoomed-in view of him as Plucky and Hamton lean up against him, with signs that say, BAR in their eyes. The eyes light up, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Buster, Plucky, and Hamton as they begin burping rhythmically. It then cuts to various view of them burping, until it reaches one where Buster is holding the beer bottle. Hamton snatches the beer bottle from him, then the camera cuts to a view of him drinking the beer bottle until Plucky snatches it from him. It then cuts to a view of a pink background with various casino-related items, including BAR signs, cards, martinis, and dice. After Plucky snatches the beer bottle from Hamton, various bubbles appear, including ones that have Buster, Plucky, and Hamton dressed like drunks in them. After the bubbles pop, the camera cuts to a view of Buster, Plucky, and Hamton dressed like drunks outside Acme Looniversity. specifically, Buster's drunken outfit is just a green jacket over his red shirt, Plucky's drunken outfit is a light green shirt, a light blue jacket, a grey hat, grey pants, and brown spats, and Hamton's drunken outfit is a grey shirt, a yellow jacket, blue pants, and a red wool cap. The camera then cuts to a side view of them as they go up the stairs. Buster is holding the beer bottle in his right hand)
Buster: "Are we wasted or what? Ha!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster and Hamton)
Hamton: "Just pass the brewski, bub!"
(Buster drinks from the beer bottle, then hands it to Hamton. The camera cuts to a view of ham ton by himself as he drinks from the beer bottle, then gargles the beer. Plucky snatches the beer bottle from him, then the camera zooms out, revealing him to be standing next to Hamton)
Plucky: "Hey! Don't be such a hog!" (Laughs) "Hey, that's a good one!"
(Plucky continues laughing. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of him, Buster, and Hamton as he smacks Hamton on the back of his head, causing him to spit the beer out in Buster's face. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster, who starts laughing as well. He suddenly stops laughing and turns around. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of him, Plucky, and Hamton as he points to the right side of the screen)
Buster: "Look! Babes!"
(Buster grabs his ears and pulls them down. The camera cuts to an opposing view of Babs, Shirley, and Fifi as they walk down the stairs, then to a view of Buster, Plucky, and Hamton as they mumble incoherently to them. Plucky is holding the beer bottle in his left hand. The camera then cuts to a view of a disgusted Babs standing next to Shirley)
Babs: "Yecch! What smells?"
(The camera cuts to a view of Hamton standing next to Shirley. Flies are buzzing over Hamton's head)
Hamton: "You babes wanna hang? Or what?"
(As Hamton says, "what", a cloud of toxic fumes emits from his mouth, complete with a skull-and-crossbones. Shirley begins to faint, then the camera cuts to a view of her, Babs, and Fifi as they all faint and land into each other. It then cuts to a close-up of Babs' face as she regains consciousness)
Babs: "Barf-o-rama! They've been drinking!"
(The camera cuts to a side view of the stairs as Babs, Shirley, and Fifi walk down them. It then cuts to a view of Buster and Hamton's backsides as they look down at them)
Buster: "Eh, who needs em'?"
(The camera cuts to an opposing view. Buster is now holding the beer bottle in his left hand)
Buster: "Bunch of hoity-toity goody-goodies!"
(Buster drinks the beer bottle, then burps. He, Plucky, and Hamton all faint. The camera cuts to a view of the bottom of the stairs as they all fall down them. When they reach the bottom, they walk away. The screen fades to black, then to the next scene, which shows a view of the outskirts of town. There are a bunch of buildings, some of which have signs that say, BAR and PAWN. The camera moves to the right side of the screen, until it reaches an alley, then zooms in on it. It then cuts to a view of the drunken Buster, Plucky, and Hamton, focusing on them as they walk through the alley, until they reach a light post and fall in front of it. It then cuts to a view of the three of them together. Buster is holding the beer bottle in his right hand and inadvertently spills it in front of Plucky at he is talking)
Buster: "Ohhh, this is so weird. One beer and the whole world looks…" (hiccup) "Screwy."
(Buster drinks from the beer bottle as Plucky wipes the beer off his pants)
Hamton (as he snatches the beer bottle from Buster): "I'll drink to that!"
(As Hamton drinks from the beer bottle, Plucky walks away. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view, zooming out and revealing that they are near a donut shop called DONUT HOLE. There is a police car parked near it, which Plucky walks up to. The camera then cuts to a view of the police car as Plucky appears behind it, then to an opposing view as he climbs inside. He climbs back down, holding a key in his right hand)
Plucky: "Well, lookie here. How's about we go for a lit…"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Plucky hiccups, revealing Buster and Plucky to be standing in front of him)
Plucky: "A little ride?"
(Plucky opens the door. The camera then cuts to an opposing zoomed-in view of Hamton)
Hamton: "You mean, like, steal a car, r-risk going to jail? Sounds like fun!"
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Hamton and Buster)
Buster: "Cool, man."
(Buster and Hamton walk towards the police car. The camera cuts to an opposing view as they and Plucky go inside, then to a close-up of the keyhole in the steering wheel. Plucky closes the door, then tries to put the key into the keyhole. When he finally does, he turns the key and tries to start up the engine. The camera cuts to a side view of him at the wheel, then to a zoomed-out view when he realizes the car isn't going anywhere.)
Plucky: "Say, you guys, help me with the gas!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky and Hamton together)
Hamton: "Okay."
(The camera focuses on Hamton as he crawls down under the wheel. He presses the gas pedal)
Hamton: "Try it now."
(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky by himself as he finally starts up the engine)
Plucky: "Thanks."
(The camera cuts to a close-up of the pedal as Plucky pulls it, setting it from P to R. It then cuts to a side view of the police car as it backs up into a blue car behind it, crashing into it, followed by a view of Plucky, focusing on him as he falls back onto the seat, then forward onto the wheel)
Plucky: "Hey! Watch where you're going!"
(The camera cuts back to the view of the pedal as Plucky sets it from R to D. It then cuts to a side view of the police car as it runs into a blue car parked in front of it, crashing into it from behind, followed by a view of Buster as he flies into the windshield and hits it. It then cuts to a view of two police officers drinking coffee and eating donuts inside the donut shop as they suddenly hear the crash and their car's siren going off. One of them drops their mug, which surprisingly doesn't break as the police car drives by. The camera then cuts to a view of the police car, focusing on it as it drives past a building. Buster, Plucky, and Hamton cheer as they drive by. The camera cuts to a view of Plucky behind the wheel, then to a view of the police car as it swerves. It then cuts back to Plucky as he is holding the beer bottle in his right hand and drinking from it while driving. Buster takes the beer bottle from him, then the camera cuts to a view of him)
Buster: "So, Plucky,"
(Buster drinks from the beer bottle and hands it back to Plucky. The camera cuts to a view of Plucky as he continues driving)
Buster: "How does it feel to be D.W.I.?"
Plucky: "D.W.I.? What's that?"
(Plucky drinks from the beer bottle. The camera cuts to a view of Buster)
Buster: "D.W.I.; Driving While Intoxicated."
(The camera cuts back to Plucky as he continues driving)
Plucky: "Oh, that's ridiculous. I don't know how to drive!"
(The camera cuts to a view of the Police car as it drives towards it. It then cuts to an opposing view as it drives past it, causing papers to fly into the air, followed by a view of Buster, who is holding the beer bottle in his left hand, inside the police car. The camera moves over to the right side of the screen, where Plucky and Hamton are)
Plucky: "Hey, I've got an idea."
(The camera cuts to a view of a button that says, CRUISE CONTROL. Plucky presses the button, then the camera cuts to a view of him laying down and driving with his feet)
Plucky: "This is more like it."
(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Hamton climbs up onto the seats, in between Buster and Plucky)
Hamton: "Hey, guys! Look!"
(The camera cuts to a view of Buster, Plucky, and Hamton's silhouetted backsides as they approach a garbage truck with a sign that says, ACME TRASH REMOVAL, which backs up. It then cuts to an opposing view as they swerve past it, followed by a view of a set of stairs with a sign above it that says, SUBWAY above an arrow pointing downwards. Buster, Plucky, and Hamton drive through the entrance to the Subway tunnel, then the camera cuts to a view of them screaming in fear as the lights dim, leaving only their eyes visible. It then cuts to a view of the light of an approaching subway train, followed by a view of Buster, Plucky, and Hamton's skeletons. It then cuts to a view above the subway tunnel, where Furrball is jumping from a refrigerator to a garbage can, then moves to the right side of the screen, where the police car escapes out of the manhole, leaving its siren lights behind, which the manhole cover lands on top of. The camera then cuts to a view of the police car as it continues driving through the city, then to a view inside the police car, where Buster is drinking from the beer bottle while Hamton nervously holds onto Plucky, who nervously holds onto the wheel)
Buster: "Whoa!"
(The camera cuts to a view of the police car as it drives past a sign that says, NOW LEAVING REALITY and approaches Death Mountain. It then cuts to a view of Death Mountain as the police car drives down the road, then moves upwards as it drives past a dangerous turn sign. This happens several times until the car passes a sign with the most twisted turns of all, then it moves upwards as the car passes a sign that says, HEAVEN 8, then upwards still as it shows the top of Death Mountain. The camera then cuts to a view of a dangerous turn where the guardrails are broken. The police car approaches it, making it look like it's going to turn off the dangerous turn, but it stays on the road. The camera then cuts to a view of the police car as it continues driving up Death Mountain, then to a view of another dangerous curve with broken guardrails as it drives past it (which the rocks fall off Death Mountain), followed by a view of Buster, Plucky, and Hamton inside the police car)
Plucky: "Can anyone read that road sign ahead?"
(The camera cuts to a view of the road as Buster, Plucky, and Hamton reach a barrier. It then cuts to a view of Buster and Hamton inside the police car)
Buster: "It says, DANGER ROAD OUT AHEAD."
(The camera cuts to a view of the barrier, which says, DANGER ROAD OUT AHEAD!, then to a view of Buster, Plucky, and Hamton inside the police car. It then cuts to a view of Plucky by himself)
Plucky: "Hmmm. That's not a very good sign."
(The camera cuts to a close-up of the DANGER ROAD OUT AHEAD sign as the police car approaches the barrier, then to an opposing view as it crashes through the barrier. It then cuts to a view of the mountain (its last screen time in this episode) as the police car flies off it for a second and starts diving, then to an overhead view as the police car continues diving, followed various views of the mountain as the police car continues diving down it. It then cuts to a view of a graveyard, with a tombstone that says, RIP, then to a zoomed-out view as the police car lands in front of it, crashing itself to pieces and emitting a cloud of smoke. The beer bottle, which is now empty, emerges from the cloud of smoke and lands, surprisingly not breaking itself, but instead spins away. The screen transitions to a zoomed-out view of the crashed police car (now on top of the tombstone) and zooms in on it. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view as Buster, Plucky, and Hamton's angels emerge from the crashed police car, indicating that the crash killed their bodies. The camera cuts to a view of them in the sky (with the mountain gone), focusing on them as they approach heaven. It then cuts to a view of the studio, zooming in on the clouds as they are pulled away. A janitor is revealed to be sweeping the floor, then the camera moves to the right side of the screen as Buster, Plucky, and Hamton remove their angel costumes)
Buster: "I hope the kids got the message."
Plucky: "Yeah. Drinkin's uncool!"
(Buster puts his arms around Plucky and Hamton and the camera focuses on them as they walk away together. It then cuts to an overhead view of them as they exit the studio)
Buster: "So, do we get to do a funny episode tomorrow?"
Hamton: "I hope so."
(The screen fades to black, and the credits roll)