Dating, Acme Acres Style/Transcript

Dating, Acme Acres Style/Transcript

Act One

(The first act take place at night where we see Buster coming out of his hole,wearing a formal suit,his hair comb-back and greeting the viewers)

Buster: "Greeting Tooners, Buster Bunny here, along with my co-host Babs Bunny."

(As Buster introduce Babs to the right, Babs jumped out from the left and surpise Buster)

Babs: "No relation,Hey Toots,what's with the peguin?"

Buster: "Well Baraba Ann"

(Babs became angry as Buster said her real name and small comes out of her ears)

Babs: "Don't call me that!"

Buster: "As i was about to say. occasionally we on tiny toon, provide a public service ."

(Babs then pushed Buster and explain one of the early services then did)

Babs: "Like the time we told you to find you brussel sprouts in your napkin."

(Buster then push Babs back to finish him announcment)

Buster: "Yeah, and today we are going to address a topic that looms a head for all of us."

Babs: "College?"

(A giant background pic of Acme Loo appears)

Buster: "Something more fiendish then that."

Babs: "Taxes?!"

(A giant Dollar sign appears)

Buster: "Worse"

(Babs' closet appears)

Babs: "CLEANING MY CLOSET?!"

(A giant heart-shape candy box appears)

Buster: "No it's dating!"

Babs: "AHHHH!!!!"

Buster: "May i continue?"

Babs: (calm) "Please"

Buster: "Thank you. Yes dating, you may not know it now, But someday the pesky geeky friend of yours will becaome Date Material."

(First we see Babs dress like a geeky nerd with large mix-match clothes,wearing big blue glasses, has her hair is a beehive style and scratching her nerds, then a few seconds later she then changed into a hot pink bunny, wearing pink spandex pants and bra-shirt)

Babs: (Sexy Voice) "Hiya Hot Happening Babe."

Buster: "Whoa!"

(Buster then goes through a short montage of Insane Wild Takes, then we see Babs again, next to a rope)

Babs: (Normal Voice) "Rule #1 girls, never understament the power of spandex)

(Babs then pulled the rope to reveal that it was holding water, which was used to clam Buster down and he spit out a fish)

Buster: (Calm) "Thanks! i needed that!"

(The warparound faded to show the first cartoon)

Buster's Guide to Dating

(The cartoon begins in Buster room where we see him lying on his bed, about to tell the viewers his guide of dating)

Buster: "So you want to ask out that certain someone, Face to Face this could be brutal"

(Buster picked up his phone)

Buster: "Rule #2, use the telephone"

(Buster then dial the number and while the phone rang, he tells the viewers another important fact)

Buster: "If she refuses, you could always pretend this was a prank call"

(After a few rings, it is revealed that the person Buster called was Babs)

Babs: "Hello"

Buster: "Hiya Bobble-Ink, Hows about we take in a flick in friday 8 pm?"

(We then goes to Babs' room where she covered the phone and explain the next rule of dating)

Babs: "Rule # 3, Never let yourself seem to anxious"

(Babs the talked on the phone)

Babs: "Why Buster, are you asking me out on a date?"

(We then both Buster and Babs, that looks like they are in the same room but are still in their own rooms)

Buster: "For the sake of this bit, yeah so what do you say"?

Babs: "Um"

(Buster then covered the phone and tells the boy viewers the important thing about the asking out)

Buster: "Now, here's where you really sweat guys, will she accept"

(Babs also covered the phone and tells the girl viewers the improtant thing about being asked out)

Babs: "And girls rule #4; be careful! After all this guy could be a compete Dweeb!"

(Buster hears what Babs called him in his room)

Buster: "Dweeb!?"

(Babs then whistled for the next scene)

Babs: "New Background please."

(We then skipped to a new scene where Buster and Babs are in a office where Buster is still angry at Babs for calling him a Dweeb and Babs dress like a doctor with her hair in a strange style)

Buster: "What, What do you mean Dweeb?!, we've known each other our whole lives!"

Babs: (German Accent) "To see if you compatable date, It is necessary to preforma little psychological evaluation, Hahahha!"

(Babs then pushed a button on the computer which shows a ink blot)

Babs: "What does this picture remind you of ?"

Buster: " An Ink Blot"

Babs: "And Now i say a word and you say the first word that pops into your head, Okay? Love"

Buster: "Baseball"

(Babs type in the computer and asked another question)

Babs: "Fun?"

Buster: "Baseball"

Babs: "Babs Bunny?"

Buster: "Chubby"

Babs: (Normal voice) "CHUBBY?!"

(Babs then leap of from her desk and attack buster by tying his ears is knots then jump off screen)

Buster: "Rule #5; Never ever call a girl chubby."

(We then cut to a secetion of a library where Babs is dress like a judge with a book in front of her)

Babs: "And now toonsers, Rule #6; the pre-date agreement. (Talking really fast) The following shall constitute the pre-date argeement, between the party of the first part and the party of the second part, with the please of the party of the third part and the party of the fourth part."

(Just as Babs is talking about the agreement, Buster appears out of nowhere and yawned after hearing the agreement)

Buster: "Sound like some party"

(We then hear a gavel then cut to a scene where Babs is on a very tall table and explain the condition of the agreement with buster left hand rising and his right hand on a book)

Babs: "Do you solem swear to fulfill all pre-date obligation stated here under, including not but limitied to the payment of all food, entertament, transsportation, as well as all taxes, tolls, trips, fees, finds, legal cost, parking and future college tuition and other stuff like that there?"

Buster: "I thought we were going dutch"

Babs: "(Making Buzz sound) wrong!"

(Babs then appear with Buster, after changing back to her normal clothes and showed buster the pre-date papers)

Babs: "Sign Here"

(Buster then sign the agreement, we then cut to a scene where Buster and Babs are next to a big computer as Babs is typing something on the computer)

Babs: "Now, Enter you data in the dating computer and found out if you're compatable"

(Just Buster pressed a few buttons, the screen on the computer showed a huge "NO WAY!" on it, meaning Buster's not compatable, we then cut back to Babs)

Babs: "Of course, if you're still not sure...."

(Babs then pushed a button the the screen shows us her room, where she somehow got to her room and picked up the phone)

Babs: "There's one option more important then any other, that of your best girlfriend."

(Babs then dialed the phone and called her best friend Harriet where she answered)

Babs: "Harriet Hi! hey whats on the word on this Buster Bunny kid?"

(As Harriet is talking to Babs, Babs seem upset of what she's hearing about Buster when Buster appear in the back)

Babs: "No! No!, He did that?!

Buster: "Did What?"

Babs: "That Jerk!, That Creep!"

(As Harriet was done taking, Babs turned to Buster who revealed that Harriet said something good about him)

Babs: "It's a date. Harriet thinks you're cute"

(As Buster gave a sly look in front of the camera then pop his head in, Babs turn to the cameron to give another rule for the girls)

Babs: "Rule # 7: Only go out with guys your best friend thinks are cute"

(We are then cut in the middle of the night where Buster is walking to Bab's home giving the boys another advice about dating)

Buster: "So now you got your date,but the true horror of dating is still lies ahead"

(As Buster pushed the doorbell, We hear Mr. Bunny's voice in a scary tone, which frighten Buster)

Mr. Bunny: "COME IN!!!!!!"

Buster: (scaried tone) "You gotta meet her folks"

(We then see Buster as he is coming down the hole from an elevator pad and is in the middle of hallway. As he is tiptoed in the living room, he is fronted by Mr Bunny, who Buster can see but the viewers can only see his shadow)

Mr. Bunny: (Scary Tone) "So, you're taking out my daughter,Huh?!"

(As Buster meet up with Mr. Bunny, his Jaw dropped then fell on his but and looked at the camera to give the viewers more advice)

Buster: "Stay Cool"

(Buster then break his rule and started blabbing like a idiot. We then cut to Babs's room where she is looking at herself in the mirror and giving the next rule)

Babs: "Rule # 8: Plan you outfit ahead, so you don't keep you date waiting"

(A few seconds later she looked at her outfit and gave an express that she hates it)

Babs: "Yeck, i hate this! What do i wear?!"

(Babs then ran back to her closet to try out different outs fits, the first being a football jersey)

Babs: "Too Sporty"

(Ran to closet and came out wearing a shiny dress with crown and pink heels)

Babs: "To Fancy"

(Ran back to closet and came out wearing a pancho and sambrao, shoke her head no and ran back to the closet. We then return to the living room where Buster is giving out another rule about dating, With Mr.Bunny, who we only sees his large purple fured leg)

Buster: "Guys, when dealing with a date's parents small talks is unavoidable. Rule #9; Pick a topic you comforable with. Gee sir you must display a great deal of water when summerge"

(However Buster's small talk somehow made Mr.Bunny angry, which caused Buster to hide behind the couch. We are then back to Babs's room where this time she is dress like a Japanese citizen, then ran back to the closet as a clown but hated the outfit then ran back inside one last time to dress like Godzilla. Couldn't take it anymore she then yell out for help)

Babs: "HELP ME!!!"

(Suddenly a large hand and paintbust appeared out of nowhere and changed Babs back to her orignal outfit)

Babs: "Perfect, Thanks!

(We then go back to Buster and Mr.Bunny as Buster is telling an interesting storie)

Buster: "So i told the cops it was a big misunderstading and they didn't arrest me or anything, hahahahah!, Huh?"

(Mr. Bunny then growled again which frighten Buster, yet again)

Buster: "Rule # 10: Forget the small talk"

Babs: (Off-screen) "I'm ready!"

(As Babs is ready for their date, Buster appeared to say hi to Babs)

Buster: "Hiya Babsy! (to the camera) compliament her"

(Buster then smelled Babs ato complaiment her, only ro offend her abit)

Buster: "Gee, you smell good. Did you take a bath or something?"

(Upon hearing Buster's complaiment, which she thinks is an insult, she turn to the camera, looking ticked)

Babs: (Ticked) "Accepted complaiments gracefully"

(Babs slapped Buster in the face)

Babs: "Knock it off, Let's go to the movies"

(As Babs grabbed Buster's arm and dragged him out from one scene, in the next scene both of the popped out of Babs' hole to begin their date)

Babs: "Off to the Mo...."

(But as soon as they were about  to leave, they heard the bell from the school to see it's midnight then looked at each other)

Buster: "Midnight"

Babs: "Gee i guess i took a little too long getting ready"

Buster: "Well, The Movie's over"

Babs: "So our Date,Bye!"

(As Babs went back into her hole, Buster turned to the camera to tell the boy viewers one more thing about dating)

Buster: (Angry) "So Guys,As for dating, Forget it! go fishing, go anywhere but....."

(But just as Buster was about to finish his ranting, Babs showed up and tells the girl viewers one more thing about dating)

Babs: "I almost forgot the most important part of the first date, THE GOODNIGHT KISS!"

Buster: (Confused) The Good Night... wha?"

(As buster looked confuse, Babs put on pink lipstick)

Babs: "I had a fun time Buster, Thank you!"

(As Babs grabbed Busterand gave him a HUGE kiss, a close up of Buster's face with the lipstick on his lips as he began to turn red, After a few seconds of random wild takes Babs, while wearing a firefighter suit, pulled a rope and dropped a large amount of Water on to Buster, which cooled him down and Buster shake up all the Water, and began to give the Boy Viewers something"

Buster: (Calm) "As i was saying, Dating is (Excited) ABSOLUTELY THE BEST!!!!!!!!"

(After saying that, Buster then fainted and we cut to Babs as the cartoon ends)

Babs: "Ain't he cute.....awww."

Act Two/Love Stinks

(The cartoon begins at a birds-eye view of of a street, where it later changes to one Calamity Coyote as he is finishing up his latest plan. Upon looking at the trap, he rushed to a big 'X' and place bird seeds on it, After that he looked up to reveal a can of Acme Tar then the camera moved to show a large trap that includes the tar,a bowling ball and giant magnifying glass, As the camera zooms in to Calamity as he looked at the blue prints for his latest trap; In which the sun's rays will reflect on the magnifying glass onto a lighter of a cherrybomb, which is below a bowling ball which will roll down the track, knocking the can of tar, which will also knock a hen's nest, but before that the tar will hit Beeper,causing him to be trapped.)

(Having seen the plans, Calamity gave a fiendish pose (which later shows a subtitle that said: Devius Coyotius Translated: Evi Coyote) and later hears Beeper's beep. The camera then turns to see Beeper running (which later shows a subtitle that said: Expedious Birdius Translated: Fast Bird) As he pasted a parking meter, which spined in circles and then showed a "Volation" sign. After stopping at the "X" where he is eating the bird food, Calamity is seen behind a corner laughing that he took the bait.  As he was checking his watch for the time where the sun will be on the highest

Act Three/Dream Date Game

COMING SOON